Jack

Most sand is average speed. Quick sand is like 2 or 3 standard deviations over.

I’m still chasing the high of a family dinner at the local Pizza Hut with the sit down Super Mario / Ice Climber table arcade game where my parents let me use my Book It points for a personal pan pepperoni pizza & Pepsi.

Four Seasons of the Midwest:

Polar Vortex
Tornado Time
Heat Dome
Wildfire Fallout

“Do you make the same face when you eat something delicious and when you have an orgasm?” is not an appropriate business meeting ice breaker and I know that now.

I don’t want to die peacefully in my sleep.. I’d rather be surrounded by force ghosts of loved ones who have gone before me while I do something brave.

Last year, more Americans gambled than read a book.

I’m going to start a TikTok about gambling and also recap books that people will never read.

If you unironically refer to it as “the deed” I’m not sure we’d be friends.

Serious putty

You ever take a picture of a loved one and think “wow this is a great pic I’ll probably longingly look at this one if anything tragic ever happened to them”?

Topless book club 🍷

Harry Dean Stanton #botd 100 yrs!

Paris, Texas
Alien
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
Repo Man

Prohistamine

Chutes and Ladders should just be called Slides.

I asked my wife to the prom!

I preordered the 2027 road atlas.

Shania Twain is a nepo baby (Mark)

chaotic neutral guy with a gun

Fred Gwynne #botd 100 yrs ago

The Munsters
My Cousin Vinny
Car 54, Where Are You?
Pet Sematary

accomplished Broadway performer & went to Harvard

I didn’t believe the Warren Commission Report until I dropped my AirPod case and tried to recreate where the Earbuds landed.

Nice

I know we weren’t on here back then but for the record… between team Edward and team Jacob I am firmly on team Bella.

All wars are forever.

Nice

We don’t live in a serious country.