Toby Earle 🇺🇦

Farage will actually have to go to Clacton now

so nigel said he was given £5 million for security but has since said he could spend it on anything and he also turned down taxpayer-funded security but is complaining about a lack of security

after everything you could almost forget Zelenskyy was a successful comedian

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com

TRUMP: Would you go to Moscow? ZELENSKYY: It is difficult. There are lots of Ukrainian drones there. It's dangerous.

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Donald Trump interfering in football despite knowing nothing about football? Whatever next? Advising people inject bleach during a pandemic? Suggesting hurricanes should be nuked?

everyone watching Ronaldo after the full time whistle

all Allister Heath’s opinions & headlines make sense if you imagine he’s shouting them while being wrestled into a straitjacket

‘I’m going to make a historically accurate version of a myth’ is the funniest thing he’s ever said and he didn’t mean to be funny, the tragedy continues

Nigel £arage explaining where all his crypto donations come from

ANIMAL PLAYING SEVEN NATION ARMY IS ACTUAL GREATNESS

I started filming unboxing videos & they were doing well, but then I was banned from all the other undertakers

just one more hit, i can stop whenever i want, just one more hit

Sam Bright @writesbright.bsky.social

Days after resigning as an MP due the furore over his gifts from crypto investors, Farage is due to speak at a crypto-backed conference. Seriously.

Farage and Truss Jamboree Backed by Crypto Lobbyists

Nigel Farage is set to headline at a right-wing event backed by a Bitcoin lobby group, amid a political furore over his ties to crypto investors. The Reform UK leader will be the star speaker at the i...

about to launch my new brand of British history crisps, starting with Æthelred the Unready salted

Trump has invited the Argentina team to compete in a UFC match on the White House lawn

incredible how often refs in games featuring Argentina accidentally leave their cards behind in the dressing room

baa baa black sheep
have you any
[Beastie Boys voices] WOOL
yes sir yes sir
three bags
[Beastie Boys voices] FULL

the tackiest World Cup in history

this news is no way to start the day, what a brilliant actor & all-round dude www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cr...

Sam Neill, Jurassic Park actor, dies aged 78

The New Zealand actor, who was born in Northern Ireland, died in Sydney. "The loss was sudden and unexpected," his family say.

‘not the warmest of receptions’ says Gabby Logan of Infantino and Trump walking onto the pitch and boos ringing out

Odysseus thinks he took a long time to get home but he never had to contend with a rail replacement bus, then he’d know

this devout stickler for facts - at the cost of communal celebration - makes him a hero in the age of disinformation

Dexerto @dexerto.bsky.social

A Norway fan has gone viral for not taking part in their Row celebration after matches and won't do it if they win the World Cup "It’s factually wrong; they didn’t row, they sailed over the Atlantic”

kickstarter to fire Gianni Infantino and FIFA into the fucking sun

The Times and Sunday Times @thetimes.com

The half-time break at the World Cup final is expected to be around 30 minutes long in order to accommodate Fifa’s star-studded show — breaching the maximum time of 15 minutes permitted under the Laws of the Game

Fifa to break rules with 30-minute half-time show at World Cup final

so a guy gets attacked and shredded by shark over and over until he convinces the shark to fall in love with him

PSA: I’ve had two calls (from 07342 120477 & 07342 271876) from people calling to be from the Sim Support Department informing me my sim is out of date & needs to be replaced, which involved being asked for a minor personal detail. It’s a scam - one of the callers lost it when I refused to play ball