Toby Earle 🇺🇦

so great to live in a time when Republicans would rather allow a new and illegal war because they’re embarrassed to admit their President is a paedophile

‘I once planned to sue the bbc for suggesting I encouraged an insurrection the time I encouraged an insurrection on live tv’

can’t believe Jared Kushner was unable to negotiate a meaningful and just peace with Putin

‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’

Jo Cox was murdered before the vote by a far-right terrorist & this is the language this complete disgrace chooses to use

I see the papers which screamed ‘tAKe bACK ConTRol’ now want the UK to be nothing but an obedient servant of the USA

‘I once imposed tariffs on an island only populated by penguins’

for some reason I’ve remembered what Jeremy Clarkson, who said he bought land to avoid inheritance tax, said on live TV about striking public sector workers (extra marks for use of ‘us’)

when you see Trump on camera angrily attacking female reporters for asking straightforward questions, it doesn’t take much to imagine what he does behind closed doors when a woman says ‘No’

this, *this*, is the greatest crossover of all time

if Nigel Farage is lazy enough to record a message for paedophile Ian Watkins in exchange for money, what else might he do for money without thinking too hard

sanewashing a brain-rotted lunatic by calling him ‘enigmatic’ and ‘expansive’

Friday

tfw your mum isn’t about to spend millions on trying to make it all go away

if you’ve ever watched the apprentice, that’s the world without arts or humanities degrees

‘Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace’

so Trump threatens Iran with action if they execute protestors while at home he says Renee Good was disrespectful so apparently deserved to be shot dead, brain working all good, brain all A-Ok

Mark Rutte has handed Donald Trump a piece of paper with ‘turn over to read our Greenland offer’ on both sides & that will occupy him for weeks

Farage and Reform’s attitude to what or what isn’t violent language is interesting isn’t it

that Farage and Badenoch want ICE-style action in the UK should be enough to end them

Donald Trump says he’ll run Venezuela, so by his business record, it’ll soon be shut down

if you believe Trump will investigate the murder of Alex Pretti, then you’ll believe he’ll release the Epstein files unredacted

Peter Mandelson's so dodgy he's been approached to work for FIFA