Toby Earle 🇺🇦

can’t believe Jared Kushner was unable to negotiate a meaningful and just peace with Putin

‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’

‘I once planned to sue the bbc for suggesting I encouraged an insurrection the time I encouraged an insurrection on live tv’

so great to live in a time when Republicans would rather allow a new and illegal war because they’re embarrassed to admit their President is a paedophile

I see the papers which screamed ‘tAKe bACK ConTRol’ now want the UK to be nothing but an obedient servant of the USA

Friday

this, *this*, is the greatest crossover of all time

sanewashing a brain-rotted lunatic by calling him ‘enigmatic’ and ‘expansive’

tfw your mum isn’t about to spend millions on trying to make it all go away

if you’ve never seen Interview with the Vampire, it ends with the vampire being told he’s made it through to a second interview

‘I once imposed tariffs on an island only populated by penguins’

Jo Cox was murdered before the vote by a far-right terrorist & this is the language this complete disgrace chooses to use

Donald Trump says he’ll run Venezuela, so by his business record, it’ll soon be shut down

accidentally did more washing than I have drying space

when you see Trump on camera angrily attacking female reporters for asking straightforward questions, it doesn’t take much to imagine what he does behind closed doors when a woman says ‘No’

Peter Mandelson's so dodgy he's been approached to work for FIFA

what actors call that one legend who’s always overacting

Mark Rutte has handed Donald Trump a piece of paper with ‘turn over to read our Greenland offer’ on both sides & that will occupy him for weeks

‘Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace’

someone stole my dish of hot potato covered in cheese, so I'm persona non gratin

it’s just a mystery how known racist Donald Trump could possibly have posted a racist video

the only thing Rachel Reeves needs to do for more favourable coverage on BBC News is threaten to sue them for £1 billion

the Hubble Space Telscope has spotted the most distant objects in the galaxy, people paying to see the Melania documentary