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Infantino to award Argentina the FIFA Peace Prize

after everything you could almost forget Zelenskyy was a successful comedian

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com

TRUMP: Would you go to Moscow? ZELENSKYY: It is difficult. There are lots of Ukrainian drones there. It's dangerous.

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Donald Trump interfering in football despite knowing nothing about football? Whatever next? Advising people inject bleach during a pandemic? Suggesting hurricanes should be nuked?

so nigel said he was given £5 million for security but has since said he could spend it on anything and he also turned down taxpayer-funded security but is complaining about a lack of security

all Allister Heath’s opinions & headlines make sense if you imagine he’s shouting them while being wrestled into a straitjacket

everyone watching Ronaldo after the full time whistle

‘I’m going to make a historically accurate version of a myth’ is the funniest thing he’s ever said and he didn’t mean to be funny, the tragedy continues

the tackiest World Cup in history

few worse horrors in film than the fate of the toys in Toy Story - an eternity of fighting against obsolescence, all the while knowing they’ll be rejected by everyone they ever love

VARgentina not beating the accusations

Nigel £arage explaining where all his crypto donations come from

‘not the warmest of receptions’ says Gabby Logan of Infantino and Trump walking onto the pitch and boos ringing out

incredible how often refs in games featuring Argentina accidentally leave their cards behind in the dressing room

ANIMAL PLAYING SEVEN NATION ARMY IS ACTUAL GREATNESS

kickstarter to fire Gianni Infantino and FIFA into the fucking sun

The Times and Sunday Times @thetimes.com

The half-time break at the World Cup final is expected to be around 30 minutes long in order to accommodate Fifa’s star-studded show — breaching the maximum time of 15 minutes permitted under the Laws of the Game

Fifa to break rules with 30-minute half-time show at World Cup final

this devout stickler for facts - at the cost of communal celebration - makes him a hero in the age of disinformation

Dexerto @dexerto.bsky.social

A Norway fan has gone viral for not taking part in their Row celebration after matches and won't do it if they win the World Cup "It’s factually wrong; they didn’t row, they sailed over the Atlantic”

Trump has invited the Argentina team to compete in a UFC match on the White House lawn

this news is no way to start the day, what a brilliant actor & all-round dude www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cr...

Sam Neill, Jurassic Park actor, dies aged 78

The New Zealand actor, who was born in Northern Ireland, died in Sydney. "The loss was sudden and unexpected," his family say.

if only A Christmas Carol had thought to have, say, flashbacks to his childhood and events that shaped him or even - stick with me - a ghost of his former business partner advising him to renounce the avarice which has defined him

Every Film Now @everyfilmnow.bsky.social

First poster for Ti West’s ‘EBENEZER’ has been released. Starring Johnny Depp as Scrooge. #Ebenezer #JohnnyDepp

Odysseus thinks he took a long time to get home but he never had to contend with a rail replacement bus, then he’d know

I started filming unboxing videos & they were doing well, but then I was banned from all the other undertakers

if the players loved us they wouldn’t make us sit though another half an hour of the commentators

Andy Burnham unveils his Minister for AI