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    The worst people in the world are like "They must be getting paid to hate me" when in reality everyone is happy to hate them for free

    29,547 4,457
    Mar 31, 2025
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    Zohran: Imagine living in a city where you can afford your rent, your groceries and even a meal at a restaurant now and then without much stress

    Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops

    24,946 4,173
    Jun 27, 2025
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    Lee Jae-myung, the South Korean politician who climbed the fence of the parliament to get inside and vote against martial law, has been elected president. Pretty cooool

    24,667 4,221
    Jun 4, 2025
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    I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

    23,919 4,361
    Dec 12, 2025
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    The dystopian films never show the part where you're just hoping the bad guy is too stupid to accomplish his goals

    20,298 1,858
    Dec 4, 2024
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    [writing the constitution]

    Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"

    Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that

    Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

    20,141 4,085
    Aug 15, 2025
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    Gotta love an 86-year-old woman with the heart of a poster

    15,663 1,924
    Jun 10, 2025
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    You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending

    15,390 2,093
    May 22, 2026
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    Remember to log off sometimes. You can't rage post for four years straight without losing your mind

    11,052 1,011
    Jan 21, 2025
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    The Dow tomorrow

    10,909 1,309
    Apr 3, 2025
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    The head of the FBI isn't supposed to be getting blackout drunk. He's supposed to be cross-dressing

    10,712 1,525
    Apr 18, 2026
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    Wonder Showzen knew what was coming

    10,423 1,885
    Apr 9, 2025
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    I've long been a fan of Senator... [checks notes] ... Van Halen

    9,794 774
    Apr 18, 2025
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    "I hear you're sending me a seventh prime minister"

    9,392 1,631
    Jun 22, 2026
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    We really do have the weirdest, creepiest robber barons imaginable

    8,618 882
    Jan 11, 2025
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    To all who celebrate

    8,548 1,936
    Apr 9, 2026
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    Trump becomes the first American president to lose a Canadian election

    8,386 1,754
    Apr 29, 2025
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    Canadians are pissed off. Cory Booker is pissed off. It's revenge of the nice people out here

    8,030 839
    Apr 1, 2025
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    My friend just asked me to pet sit for Christmas week. I'll be with this lady

    7,945 195
    Dec 13, 2024
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    Who knew witnessing a murder could make you laugh

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    Oct 27, 2025
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    I'm going to start saying "art of the deal" every time I do something really stupid and then start backtracking

    6,323 836
    Apr 9, 2025
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    Everybody here

    6,219 948
    May 19, 2026
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    The reflecting pool is being sabotaged by paid protistas

    6,052 1,115
    Jun 21, 2026
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    I'm sorry but I think it's kind of funny that we've all reached "Yeah I guess someone tried to get him again whatever"

    6,001 845
    Apr 26, 2026