Thor Benson

I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

Lee Jae-myung, the South Korean politician who climbed the fence of the parliament to get inside and vote against martial law, has been elected president. Pretty cooool

Zohran: Imagine living in a city where you can afford your rent, your groceries and even a meal at a restaurant now and then without much stress

Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops

[writing the constitution]

Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"

Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that

Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

Taking away someone's food and medicine makes you responsible for their death

You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending

To all who celebrate

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Gotta love an 86-year-old woman with the heart of a poster

Wonder Showzen knew what was coming

The dystopian films never show the part where you're just hoping the bad guy is too stupid to accomplish his goals

Trump becomes the first American president to lose a Canadian election

"Those taxes you just paid? The money is going straight into Trump's pocket" would be good messaging

The Denver Post @denverpost.com

Trump’s lawyers are in talks with the IRS to resolve president’s $10B lawsuit

Trump’s lawyers are in talks with the IRS to resolve president’s $10B lawsuit

"I hear you're sending me a seventh prime minister"

The head of the FBI isn't supposed to be getting blackout drunk. He's supposed to be cross-dressing

The Dow tomorrow

Anyway, 72 percent of Americans support universal background checks and 76 percent support extreme risk protection orders (ERPOs). Maybe Congress should take those things up

The reflecting pool is being sabotaged by paid protistas

You literally sound like a communist

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com

Stephen Miller: "Children will be taught to love America. Children will be taught to be patriots. Children will be taught civic values for schools that want federal taxpayer funding ... we're gonna make sure these funds are not being used to promote communist ideology."

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Seven countries currently get 100 percent of their electricity from renewable energy. Norway and Costa Rica are at 98 percent

I still don't think it's been adequately acknowledged how much this could impact the U.S. economy

News Eye @newseye.bsky.social

Pariah state.

This Hannah Arendt quote feels appropriate right now

"Totalitarianism in power invariably replaces all first-rate talents, regardless of their sympathies, with those crackpots and fools whose lack of intelligence and creativity is still the best guarantee of their loyalty."

They don't let me in the White House press pool because my question every day for the next week would be, "Does the president still want to take a shit on Americans?"

But I was told we needed to tone down the rhetoric

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social

Calling Democrats “treasonous” and “human garbage” would’ve been a big deal in any other era. Now it’s just another fucking Saturday.

Remember to log off sometimes. You can't rage post for four years straight without losing your mind