Thor Benson

Now I'm just a simple country lawyer but this guy sounds like a criminal

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com

Trump: "Every time I see a crypto guy where they dropped an investigation, I said, 'You're lucky I'm president.'"

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I knew I liked this pizza place

*watching The Odyssey, becoming disappointed*

Me: I was in Greece last year and there were lots of cats. There are no cats in this movie

What if, just spitballing here, the government gave a foreigner billions of dollars and made him the richest man on the planet

Has this been done

Are you sure you want to endorse countries paying climate damages sir

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com

Trump on Canada: “They should pay us some damages or something”

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I believe he can go lower

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com

Enten on Trump's polling: "It's the worst this century for a president at this point in his second term ... Donald John Trump -- the worst ever net approval rating among independents at this point in a second term"

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I think a party that can welcome anti-Trump Republicans can also embrace members of the DSA. I think it should, actually

Mitch McConnell is fine. He's on a farm upstate oppressing people, and he's very happy

Elon did one interview where someone asked him a few somewhat challenging questions and has spent every day since crashing out lol

So Trump has to present Spain, a country he's furious at, with the trophy lol

Well, they control the entire government

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com

Enten: "Two in three Americans blame Republicans for higher gas prices ... it is quite unlikely they'll be able to escape the blame at the ballot box"

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Willy didn't know much, but he knew that income inequality had grown to unsustainable levels. The solution? Sink every goddamn yacht he could find

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social

“Free Willy” reboot in the works at Warner Bros

‘Free Willy’ Reboot in the Works at Warner Bros.

Warner Bros. is developing a reimaging of the '90s family adventure "Free Willy," produced by Anthony and Joe Russo's AGBO.

Destroying civilian infrastructure is a war crime

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com

Q: Do you rule out striking civilian infrastructure? MARCO RUBIO: Iran's policy is an eye for an eye. The president's policy is a head for an eye. Honestly. That's what it's going to be. They're going to pay a very heavy price. They are going to suffer more. (Definitely not a yes!)

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As a Canadian-American, I am granting @jamellebouie.net honorary Canadian status for this video

It is time to stop treating Donald Trump's anti-Canada rhetoric like a joke

YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie

Trump is always like, "BIG speech coming up" and then it's just him saying stuff he's already posted on Truth Social

These people are so pathetic

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com

Sen. Cynthia Lummis dramatically says "I don't know" when asked by Fox News if Ossoff and Warnock were duty elected

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Schrödinger's Mitch McConnell

Intel and Samsung are transgender apparently

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com

Trump on the CHIPS Act: "If you weren't transgender, you didn't qualify. So they'd get the money, they'd look all over for transgender people to run the company."

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Fine. I will be the senator from Maine

You're telling me people are experiencing explosive diarrhea while a man who eats roadkill is in charge of our health

Out on the town having the time of my life with Mitch McConnell. He's just out of frame, laughing too.

Here's the thing: No one has any reason to believe them

paris martineau @paris.nyc

New: The FDA is retracting its previous statement about detecting cyclospora in an unrecalled lot of Taylor Farms lettuce “FDA laboratory experts re-reviewed the sample results and have concluded that the finding does not represent true amplification and should be considered a false positive.”

Me, every day: Is literally everything worse than it used to be or am I just getting older