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by being intensely self-centered but at the same time completely nonintrospective.

Truth Coming Out Of Her Well To Shame Mankind

Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social

what is it with people living in Malaysia telling other people how to run their country?

Unseen Japan @unseenjapan.com

Singer-songwriter GACKT, in a lengthy X post on how Japan is "moving in a different direction" than other countries, said "one choice" is for Japan to return to the isolationism it practiced for over 200 years during the Edo era. GACKT lives in Malaysia. https://buff.ly/4gq2XoC

programmers in 10 years are gonna be real mad about not forming a union when we had the chance 20 years ago.

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got no time for people who value order over justice.

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"I'm very leftist, I'm deeply enmeshed in the military industrial complex" is not something you wave away in this kind of glib fashion.

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"yeah I make rocket engines but I make em real shitty so they dont work very well" is the correct answer to all this

my fix for boring, low-scoring soccer games is this: for every 5 minutes a game is scoreless, a new live ball is rolled onto the field. If a goal is scored and there is more than one ball on the field, the scored ball is not returned to play.

There, done, i fixed soccer. You're welcome.

"NO WAY TO AVOID ROCKETS EXPLODING ON THE LAUNCHPAD" says country who built a rocket that never exploded on the launchpad sixty years ago

i just learned that one of the earliest known sewage systems was built by the Etruscans and called the Cloaca Maxima, which is probably the best possible name for a sewage system. So big ups to the Etruscans for nailing that one right out of the gate.

so both my kids volunteered at the zoo for years and I hoped it would give them a respect for animals and life but instead it united them in their hatred. Over dinner they’d talk about how much of a bastard Mitch the screech owl was, or how much they hated the fucking tenrec.

Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social

so i just learned that Goya painted “Saturn Devouring His Son” on the wall of his house and it was later transferred to canvas. Imagine living with that thing painted on the walls of your home. Jesus Christ.

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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social

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found this image and frankly its almost too on-the-nose

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that guy really sucked and i'm glad he's gone

what i look like when someone calls my name in public and i dont reconize them immediately

my all time favorite vanity license plate was a woman driving a Volvo 240GL: BOXYLDY

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this is a perfectly legit sandwich strategy. If you're thinking “wtf is a sandwich strategy?!?” then you're not even prepared to have this conversation and should just stay in your lane.

its weird. I always assumed I'd become more like Hank as I age but I seem to be becoming more like Dale.

Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl

i’m dropping my daughter off at school and instead of saying “have a great day!” it comes out as “have an extremely normal day!” and now I’m kind of pulled over on the side of the road trying to figure out what’s wrong with me.

ONLY FIVE?!?!