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my fix for boring, low-scoring soccer games is this: for every 5 minutes a game is scoreless, a new live ball is rolled onto the field. If a goal is scored and there is more than one ball on the field, the scored ball is not returned to play.
There, done, i fixed soccer. You're welcome.58 7Jul 20, 2026 -
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Chiitan, eternally 0-year old baby otter with reactive armor
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shit like this is why old people think kids are so goddamn dumb
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imo they should make sequels to video games that lots of people would want to play, like Hardspace Shipbreaker 2, or Crimson Skies 2, instead of garbage trash that no one wants to play and whose names i can't even remember right now.
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idk man maybe another question you'd like to ask yourself is whether either of those things were better than the systems they replaced.
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Helg Its The weekend Snart
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they're half-right, kids know it from space jam but not from the movie, from lola bunny porn
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American culture has never valued intellectual pursuits. It values fame, wealth and martial power. If it ever valued intellectual pursuits, it valued them as routes to one of those three things.
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Date yourself with a snap of your first ever compute.
idk if this counts as a computer or not but when i was in 3rd grade they let me use this to play chess on the mainframe downtown and write little 20-goto-10 programs4 0Jul 1, 2026 -
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if your computer wasnt actively spitting out sparks or smoke then i dont really think this error message is accurate
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i absolutely remember this but idk who ”darius“ is, thats Hootie from the band “Hootie and the Blowfish.”
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some of us are old enough to remember when you had to buy a compiler and a hashtable library.
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in their defense theyre dumb diaper babies who always do the most asinine shit possible!!!
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idk why every single toddler on earth wakes up refreshed and raring to go at like 530am but it fuckin sucks and scientists need to figure out a solution asap
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