what is it with people living in Malaysia telling other people how to run their country?
Truth Coming Out Of Her Well To Shame Mankind
programmers in 10 years are gonna be real mad about not forming a union when we had the chance 20 years ago.
"NO WAY TO AVOID ROCKETS EXPLODING ON THE LAUNCHPAD" says country who built a rocket that never exploded on the launchpad sixty years ago
[extremely blackstreet voice] chat jippity
so i just learned that Goya painted “Saturn Devouring His Son” on the wall of his house and it was later transferred to canvas. Imagine living with that thing painted on the walls of your home. Jesus Christ.
so we got to chattin about how google's dying and i made the point that we just need to start acknowledging that the web is changing and stop relying on others to keep content for us and do our own indexing (bookmarks) and mirror content we think is important locally and mystes & videonasty did this
i just learned that one of the earliest known sewage systems was built by the Etruscans and called the Cloaca Maxima, which is probably the best possible name for a sewage system. So big ups to the Etruscans for nailing that one right out of the gate.
my fix for boring, low-scoring soccer games is this: for every 5 minutes a game is scoreless, a new live ball is rolled onto the field. If a goal is scored and there is more than one ball on the field, the scored ball is not returned to play.
There, done, i fixed soccer. You're welcome.
so both my kids volunteered at the zoo for years and I hoped it would give them a respect for animals and life but instead it united them in their hatred. Over dinner they’d talk about how much of a bastard Mitch the screech owl was, or how much they hated the fucking tenrec.
nick, let me tell you about a man named richard.
my all time favorite vanity license plate was a woman driving a Volvo 240GL: BOXYLDY
what i look like when someone calls my name in public and i dont reconize them immediately
what kills me is that there is a 100% certainty that there's a dad named Homer who drives an Odyssey
i’m dropping my daughter off at school and instead of saying “have a great day!” it comes out as “have an extremely normal day!” and now I’m kind of pulled over on the side of the road trying to figure out what’s wrong with me.
impastor syndrome