little lamb

@puddleofbrain.bsky.social

This is a prolific poster! Showing posts since February 28, 2025.

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   The label needs you to establish whether or not you practice Santeria in the first 2 seconds of the song but other than that they love it

   758 145

   Jul 8, 2026
2. 2

   Gf: whos the little guy
   
   Me: his names Tasslehoff Burrfoot
   
   Gf: whats that big stick hes got
   
   Me: its called a hoopak
   
   Gf: whered he get it
   
   Me: probably kendermore. Thats the home city of the kender, of which he is one
   
   Gf: whens my birthday
   
   Me: is it in one of the months the sun wears sunglasses

   565 66

   Jul 10, 2026
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   431 63

   Jul 16, 2026
4. 4

   yelling ARE YOU SAFE??? every time I see a woman in a cybertruck

   182 37

   Jul 23, 2026
5. 5

   Lowkey the only way out is through

   188 33

   Jul 3, 2026
6. 6

   As a feminist all boobs are big to me

   170 27

   Jul 22, 2026
7. 7

   Stop taking your medication and buy a sword

   82 23

   Jul 16, 2026
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   Me: my mothers pussy
   
   Psychologist: ok what about this one
   
   Me: also my mothers pussy
   
   Psychologist: we dont have to keep doing the Rorschach blots if it’s making you uncomfortable
   
   Me: no I’m good hit me again

   223 23

   Jul 4, 2026
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   Anytime someone asks me how I’m doing I mutter the only way out is through

   139 23

   Jul 2, 2026
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    The vibes are off. We should carve an 1500 mile long chasm that runs from Utah to western Kentucky and install vast granite teeth on either side and call it the National Mouth

    215 20

    Jul 20, 2026
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    Me: what do I always say
    
    Coworker: it’s gonna get worse before it gets better
    
    Me: ok what else do I say
    
    Coworker: fuck these customers
    
    Me: yeah that’s the one

    188 20

    Jun 28, 2026
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    I went to the Human Breast Milk Cafe and ordered a black coffee and everybody looked at me weird

    123 20

    Jul 26, 2026
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    im on r/nonbinarydinner and its all stuff in bowls. Youre going to be tempted to look for a joke here. I'm not sure there is one.

    169 19

    Jul 18, 2026
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    I’m playing around in the shallow end of the abyss

    67 19

    Jun 30, 2026
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    Crash the economy. You may not close the strait of Hormuz. You may not tamper with the federal reserve. Your time starts now.

    117 17

    Jul 15, 2026
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    I’m eating lentils you’ve never even heard of

    169 18

    Jul 9, 2026
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    Me: what’s that sound? It’s like a big cry or something
    
    You: oh that’s a new world struggling to be born
    
    Me: annoying

    135 17

    Jul 16, 2026
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    Anything ai can do I can do slower and more resentfully

    123 17

    Jul 5, 2026
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    Not now Chiitan I’m being hateful

    93 17

    Jun 29, 2026
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    If you are honest with a medical professional about anything at all they will use it to destroy you

    126 16

    Jul 21, 2026
21. 21

    Get ready to learn witchcraft buddy

    113 16

    Jun 29, 2026
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    Snickers: dick vein
    Butterfinger: no dick vein
    Hersheys special dark: no dick vein
    Almond joy: dick lumps
    100 grand: no dick vein
    3 musketeers: dick vein
    Recess peanut butter cups: no dick vein
    Twix: two dicks with sideways veins
    Peppermint patty: no dick vein
    Crunch bar: genital warts

    158 15

    Jul 22, 2026
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    Do you identify as more of a insane or a idiot

    87 15

    Jul 16, 2026
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    I heard ouroboros had bottom ribs added so he could get a hobby

    109 15

    Jul 12, 2026
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    Lindsay Graham has died of winning. He is survived by the horrible future he crafted in his likeness.

    117 15

    Jul 12, 2026