This is a prolific poster! Showing posts since February 28, 2025.
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Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him7,332 1,324Oct 14, 2025 -
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Shen Yun: America before gamergate
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I’m not sure you really understand our predicament. The president himself. Is a scoundrel.
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You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. You’ve probably heard of some other stuff too. I get it. You’re a man of the world.
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Iran is going to win the Super Bowl next year
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I would take Goofus out behind the shed and shoot him. Gallant I would shoot somewhere else, a place of honor
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Most important midterms of our lifetimes guys. Guys?
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Barbisol tastes so good when you don’t got a barber in your ear going my liquid my liquid
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If a kid’s voice suddenly got deeper and he said he was possessed by a dark pharaoh with no name and challenged me to a card game I would shoot him
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I remember when berry Weiss was just a leinenkugels you would make your son drink if he was being a pussy
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The label needs you to establish whether or not you practice Santeria in the first 2 seconds of the song but other than that they love it
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In all seriousness if you ever tried to make a katamari the police would shoot you before it even reached car size
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If you’re new to bluesky you should find and account you like and pretend it’s your wife. Show its posts to your coworkers and be like I love her so much
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Chigurh: what is the most you ever lost on a coin toss
17 year old mall boba stand cashier: card only856 119Oct 15, 2025 -
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I accidentally put the wooden lady on the back side of my ship and all the other captains laughed at me and said that’s the gay side
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Jeff goldblum isn’t even that sexual for an old man. You should see the stuff some of the guys on this bus are doing
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By the time you hit 35 your feelings are supposed to have calcified into one kind of big grey thing that you feel all the time
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covid delayed world war 3 for 5 years. give it a nobel peace prize
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God has abandoned us. Just something I noticed
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When stranger things first came out america was cringe. Now America is hungry rats eating the eyes out of a dead dog so it doesn’t really hit the same anymore
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