little lamb

@puddleofbrain.bsky.social

This is a prolific poster! Showing posts since February 28, 2025.

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   Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah
   
   Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
   
   Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
   
   Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

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   I’m not sure you really understand our predicament. The president himself. Is a scoundrel.

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   Shen Yun: America before gamergate

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   Grain alcohol

   

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   Iran is going to win the Super Bowl next year

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   Most important midterms of our lifetimes guys. Guys?

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   Mar 6, 2025
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   Jeff goldblum isn’t even that sexual for an old man. You should see the stuff some of the guys on this bus are doing

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   Apr 25, 2025
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    Long ago the 4 nations lived in perfect harmony

    

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    I remember when berry Weiss was just a leinenkugels you would make your son drink if he was being a pussy

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    May 19, 2026
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    If you’re new to bluesky you should find and account you like and pretend it’s your wife. Show its posts to your coworkers and be like I love her so much

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    Oct 16, 2025
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    You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. You’ve probably heard of some other stuff too. I get it. You’re a man of the world.

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    Barbisol tastes so good when you don’t got a barber in your ear going my liquid my liquid

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    Feb 15, 2026
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    I would take Goofus out behind the shed and shoot him. Gallant I would shoot somewhere else, a place of honor

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    covid delayed world war 3 for 5 years. give it a nobel peace prize

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    I accidentally put the wooden lady on the back side of my ship and all the other captains laughed at me and said that’s the gay side

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    May 12, 2026
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    When stranger things first came out america was cringe. Now America is hungry rats eating the eyes out of a dead dog so it doesn’t really hit the same anymore

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    Dec 15, 2025
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    I understand that the couple has prepared their own prompts that resulted in vows?

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    Chigurh: what is the most you ever lost on a coin toss
    
    17 year old mall boba stand cashier: card only

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    Oct 15, 2025
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    little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social

    By your mid 30s all of your problems should involve bullies. Financially you should be on solid ground by then.

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    Don’t want to get too race science-y but I don’t even think the yellow m&m and the green m&m could produce a viable offspring together. Mule type situation, best case

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    May 2, 2026
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    The label needs you to establish whether or not you practice Santeria in the first 2 seconds of the song but other than that they love it

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    Jul 8, 2026
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    Gf showing my cute animal videos to try to calm me down and I keep saying that’s a bad guy in Redwall that’s a bad guy in Redwall

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