Noel Casler Comedy

Trump has nothing on schedule for the next three days except a photo op in Oval Office at 3pm. He is refusing to pass a bipartisan Bill unless Congress gives him the power to cheat in the next election. This is not democracy, it’s a heist by a deranged drug addict. He’s a coward.

This is the craziest shit I’ve ever seen out of Trump and I’ve literally seen him shit himself.

Naming an airport after a conman who used it for decades to sex-traffic teenage girls with his fellow Palm Beach resident, Jeffrey Epstein, and who is actively interfering in the next democratic election so he can continue to grift USA with his fam is the most Florida sh*t ever.

What Trump has done to our Canadian friends & neighbors regarding the Gordie Howe bridge is f’n shameful mob boss BS. They paid over 6 billion to build it, we had agreed all along w/plan & then he demanded 50% of the tolls & co-ownership to allow it to open. Boycott US goods CA.

Trump interceding on behalf of a suspended U.S. Mens Team player in the World Cup so typifies what has become of America under his leadership; a steaming pile of rank corruption and entitlement benefiting from the bootlicking of elites looking to curry favor such as Infantino.

I wish y’all had believed me in 2016 that this motherf*cker was on drugs.

The correct term for ICE killing 11 innocent people in the first 7 months of this year is serial killers.

Whenever ICE says someone tried to use their vehicle as a weapon they are lying to cover up the murder of innocents. Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was in this country for 35 years, contributing to this land & he was killed by thugs and goons. I hope every Trump official rots in hell.

These geese are Canadian, so is the smoke. This is coastal Connecticut today. Climate Change is real folks and coming for us all. Wake up USA, stop MAGA and stand up to insanity.

When we finally get rid of this obese drug addict who spent the day drooling in a Benzoed stupor in his Depends, hiding from the world in the WH residence, lets hold every member of his Cabinet & family accountable. Some will want to move on, don’t do that, make them f’n PAY.

Trump wants to charge a 20% toll for all cargo passing thru Strait of Hormuz, he just reneged on a deal with Canada and is taking 50% of tolls on a bridge. He shook down most of Europe & Asia with tariffs last year, how long is the world gonna let this greasy mook play mob boss?

This McConnell thing is like you already know what you got for Christmas but you have to act surprised when you finally unwrap it.

If you are sitting there subjecting yourself to this you’re either a coward or an asshole. Life is short, walk out.

I probably shouldn’t have to explain this but there was never gonna be a real peace agreement with Iran, Trump & his kids are making too much money off of market manipulation and the war itself, his aim is to get the press to stop paying attention to it.

This Trump fireworks display is the most artless thing I’ve ever seen and I’ve worked on a bunch of ‘em.

Princeton taught Hegseth to talk slick, the bottle taught him belligerence, his ChristoFascist pastor gave him a bastardized religiosity. Fox News gave him a lack of consequence & humility. Iran will teach him he is incompetent. U.S.A. should teach him he is not above the law.

Y’all need to chill with the McConnell stuff, good taxidermy takes time.

The thing that should concern you the most is that tens of millions of Americans saw nothing wrong with Trump’s speech last night. It was only bonkers if you have a brain. If you’re a dumbass it was gospel. Danger, USA.

Trump is gonna try and put a 50% tariff on all Canadian imports, first of all f*ck him. Second of all, instead of seeing Rush at MSG I’m heading up to Toronto next month to spend my money there instead. 2112 is not 3168. Buy Canadian when you can, it’s a great place to visit🤘🏻.

There were less stimulants involved in the making of ‘Hotel California’ than this Trump speech tonight.

Y’all acting like you’ve never seen an octogenarian drug addict whose never read a book & gets talking points from Putin after spending decades laundering money for the Russian mob & sex-trafficking girls w/his pal Jeffrey Epstein confuse Iran and Japan & screw up NATO before?

Trump: ‘I need a White House Ballroom to keep me safe, also here I am, completely exposed in front of 80,000 people from all over the world in a stadium w/a bazillion entrances built on the mob owned North Jersey swamps.’

The dumbest & most deranged man to ever hold political office in U.S.A will stand before the American people tonight & lie to promote debunked theories about 2020 election because the world’s biggest loser can’t stand that he lost. FYI, he’s also a drug-addicted sexual predator.

That was a masterclass in ramblef*ckery. We are not a serious country. We are most likely committing war crimes in Iran tonight though so there’s that.