Noel Casler Comedy

I know folks who work at Fox News who didn’t have the courage to speak out against Pete Hegseth, obviously, but he was a well known alcoholic & sexual predator. The Blue Angels incident this week is just another example of how unfit he is to lead our nation. He is a war criminal.

Naming an airport after a conman who used it for decades to sex-traffic teenage girls with his fellow Palm Beach resident, Jeffrey Epstein, and who is actively interfering in the next democratic election so he can continue to grift USA with his fam is the most Florida sh*t ever.

The correct term for ICE killing 11 innocent people in the first 7 months of this year is serial killers.

What Trump has done to our Canadian friends & neighbors regarding the Gordie Howe bridge is f’n shameful mob boss BS. They paid over 6 billion to build it, we had agreed all along w/plan & then he demanded 50% of the tolls & co-ownership to allow it to open. Boycott US goods CA.

Trump wants to charge a 20% toll for all cargo passing thru Strait of Hormuz, he just reneged on a deal with Canada and is taking 50% of tolls on a bridge. He shook down most of Europe & Asia with tariffs last year, how long is the world gonna let this greasy mook play mob boss?

This is the craziest shit I’ve ever seen out of Trump and I’ve literally seen him shit himself.

Trump interceding on behalf of a suspended U.S. Mens Team player in the World Cup so typifies what has become of America under his leadership; a steaming pile of rank corruption and entitlement benefiting from the bootlicking of elites looking to curry favor such as Infantino.

Whenever ICE says someone tried to use their vehicle as a weapon they are lying to cover up the murder of innocents. Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was in this country for 35 years, contributing to this land & he was killed by thugs and goons. I hope every Trump official rots in hell.

These geese are Canadian, so is the smoke. This is coastal Connecticut today. Climate Change is real folks and coming for us all. Wake up USA, stop MAGA and stand up to insanity.

I probably shouldn’t have to explain this but there was never gonna be a real peace agreement with Iran, Trump & his kids are making too much money off of market manipulation and the war itself, his aim is to get the press to stop paying attention to it.

When we finally get rid of this obese drug addict who spent the day drooling in a Benzoed stupor in his Depends, hiding from the world in the WH residence, lets hold every member of his Cabinet & family accountable. Some will want to move on, don’t do that, make them f’n PAY.

I wish y’all had believed me in 2016 that this motherf*cker was on drugs.

Princeton taught Hegseth to talk slick, the bottle taught him belligerence, his ChristoFascist pastor gave him a bastardized religiosity. Fox News gave him a lack of consequence & humility. Iran will teach him he is incompetent. U.S.A. should teach him he is not above the law.

‘If you voted for me you’re probably a dumbass. Thank you, I was counting on that. Tonight I’m gonna lie to you some more. My kids & me are making SO much money these days I can’t imagine giving your democracy back. So I won’t. Also, ignore all that smoke you see outside.’ -DJT

Trump: ‘We’re gonna stop Iran from having a nuclear weapon, but we’re gonna make it easier for the guys who brought you 9/11 & murdered an American journalist to get one because MBS pays my son-in-law a fortune. Also, Orb Dance. Thank you for your attention in this matter!.’

“ICE agents are not apprehending illegal immigrants - they are hunting our fellow humans. What is happening now will go down as one of the darkest chapters in the American story.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...

'Holding Out for a Hero'

Trump hanging tarps over the North Portico of the White House with images of columns and trees in place of the real ones he is ‘renovating’, is a perfect metaphor for the state of our democracy under ...

“The next 250 years of this republic will be vastly different than the first because of the presidency of Donald Trump; the most corrupt man to ever hold public office, let alone the presidency.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...

'American Pie'

The next 250 years of this republic will be vastly different than the first because of the presidency of Donald Trump; the most corrupt man to ever hold public office, let alone the presidency.

Trump: ‘I need a White House Ballroom to keep me safe, also here I am, completely exposed in front of 80,000 people from all over the world in a stadium w/a bazillion entrances built on the mob owned North Jersey swamps.’

Y’all acting like you’ve never seen an octogenarian drug addict whose never read a book & gets talking points from Putin after spending decades laundering money for the Russian mob & sex-trafficking girls w/his pal Jeffrey Epstein confuse Iran and Japan & screw up NATO before?

The thing that should concern you the most is that tens of millions of Americans saw nothing wrong with Trump’s speech last night. It was only bonkers if you have a brain. If you’re a dumbass it was gospel. Danger, USA.

The dumbest & most deranged man to ever hold political office in U.S.A will stand before the American people tonight & lie to promote debunked theories about 2020 election because the world’s biggest loser can’t stand that he lost. FYI, he’s also a drug-addicted sexual predator.

Assholes have always been drawn to Trump like flies to sh*t. Todd Blanche is a good example of this, so are the folks you know in real life who voted for him. It is true that DJT is the most destructive force this nation has known but it never would have gone so far w/o enabling.

Having slurred thru a slop of sh*t last night Trump is heading up to NYC for a FIFA reception (FIFA NY Headquarters are in Trump Tower-corrupt AF) a weekend of Adderall & Benzos in Bedminster and then attending the World Cup Finals Sunday. Nice work if you can get it. What war?

That was a masterclass in ramblef*ckery. We are not a serious country. We are most likely committing war crimes in Iran tonight though so there’s that.