Brooke from Let’s Not Date

Big heterosexual fight tonight

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I’m debating putting the picture of his penis into a locket and sending him that too but I don’t want to have to look at it again. :(

I drove my daughter and her friends to Fright Fest, and while I was half-lost in my audiobook, I noticed their conversation turn to Charlie Kirk. My daughter said she hopes he’s looking up at us right now. 🥹 Sometimes parenting pays off in the strangest, most satisfying ways. #ProudMomMoment

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Wait I didn’t notice this post was blowing up on BlueSky too. Hi BlueSky. And here I was just going to give up on you. Will you please all follow me and stay with me forever? 😏

Send help for my hole

BRB doing this to all the right-wing men with Charlie Kirk profile pictures

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Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.

Hi l'm Brooke and I tell feminist, working class and Igbtq history to ʎuɹoh men. They hate it!

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When I’m not telling men history, I enjoy trolling men, scammers & MLM boss babes in other delightful (for me) ways.

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When my employer learns that I “celebrated” murder with eloquence, daring to raise my voice against the violence of guns, my ruin will be certain. 😔

I have a long list of ideas to try with the men who send me their mayonnaise fountains and honestly, all of them are brilliant. (My ideas, not their womb raiders.)

Presenting…

The Adventures of Master 🐓

(There’s a part-two to this on my Substack. I will link it in the comments!)

I went to school with Alex Pretti, one of the people recently shot by ICE. On my personal Facebook, I wrote a post calling him a hero.

The right-wing men arrived, filling my inbox with cruel hatred.

Understand that I mean truly cruel. If that will harm you, please do not read this post.

Hi l'm Brooke & I tell feminist, working class & Igbtq history to ʎuɹoh men against their will. I'm 35 years old & I have hit the wall. If those sentences entice you, stick around.

THIS IS A SUPER LONG INTRODUCTION POST.

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Happy Nuclear Family Month to the parents whose strongest family tradition is raising children who will never speak to them again.

Happy future pride to this man’s wife

You can’t even ask men for favors anymore.

This is hands down my favorite right-wing tantrum about Mamdani.

Hi. Vintage style sailor dress?

He’s just shy

Well someone had to remind your MAGA fathers why they didn’t hear from you on Father’s Day. 😏

This feisty one messaged the page for history, I assume.

How dare we?

Bringing back 60s mod, minus the war (hopefully) and the wage gap.