Brooke from Let’s Not Date

I may be an agent of chaos 😏 💅🏻

This post is for everyone ICE has harmed.

In right-wing groups they cheer these murders. They write more. They write millions more. They write it like a prayer.

I decided to ask one woman what it would feel like if the body they were celebrating belonged to her own child.

Reminder that even in 1776, people were calling out the Founding Fathers for preaching independence while enslaving people.

I’m back again, feeding gay ICE erotica to another homophobic, ICE-loving right-wing man until he blocks me.

If you’re unfamiliar with this series, all you need to know to catch up is that Marcus, Daniel, and Brandon are three heavily muscled ICE agents with a commitment to thorough inspections.

I’ve given extensive study to this, and if you’re a man who whines about birthright citizenship and cheers for harm against transgender athletes, you are repulsive to hot women.

BREAKING: These Are the Bible Stories Now Required in Texas Schools

I just talked to Teddy Roosevelt and he said Trump has dementia.

Hi I'm Brooke and I tell history to the men that try to hit on me.

This is an American Revolution themed story about another war, the class war.

You might not expect it, but some of the more radical voices of the American Revolution came from farmers.

I am going through library at the moment and could use your support.

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restrained them, and forced them to watch as Lorenzo cried for help.

I intended this post to be in honor of him, but as I write this ICE has murdered Joan Sebastián Durán Guerrero in Biddeford, Maine. Joan was 26 years old and a father. This post is for Joan, too.

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Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was a 52-year-old construction worker driving his brother and two coworkers to work when ICE agents surrounded his van and shot him through the torso. The surviving men said agents dragged him onto the pavement,

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Anecdotal evidence

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Texas has approved mandatory Bible readings in its public schools, making it the first state in the country to require them as part of a statewide reading curriculum. I am delighted to assist with the lesson plan in my particular parody style.

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…may the inhabitants of this state be no longer chargeable with the inconsistency of acting themselves the part which they condemn and oppose in others.”
Petition of a Great Number of Blacks to the Massachusetts Legislature, 1777

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“They have, in common with all other men, a natural and unalienable right to that freedom… Every principle from which America has acted in the course of their unhappy difficulties with Great Britain pleads stronger than a thousand arguments in favor of your petitioners…

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“Liberty is equally as precious to a Black man as it is to a white one, and Bondage equally as intolerable to the one as it is to the other.”
Lemuel Haynes, 1776

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“I need not point out the absurdity of your exertions for liberty while you have slaves in your houses, for one minute’s reflection is, methinks, sufficient for that purpose.”
Caesar Sarter, 1774

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One nation, under men. 😏 PLEASE support my dreams and become a paid subscriber on Instagram, Substack or Patreon. 🥹

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Brooke from Let’s Not Date

Need a man to buy me food. Don’t know how. Small woman brain. Please.

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“We are told, that the subjection of Americans may tend to the diminution of our own liberties. If slavery be thus fatally contagious, how is it that we hear the loudest yelps for liberty among the drivers of negroes?”
Samuel Johnson, 1775

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Find a whole post of me misunderstanding men here:
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Sometimes You Have to Misunderstand Men on Purpose

I have a habit of taking things too literally, a skill that is highly advantageous when satirically applied to right-wing men.

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You can find way more than I should have written on my Substack or Patreon.
PLUS you can find a bonus story for paid subscribers on Instagram, Substack or Patreon.

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BREAKING: These Are the Bibel Stories Now Required in Texas Schools

Bibel Stories Part Four

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