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    Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to…
    A: find your mom’s Facebook
    B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
    C: badly photoshop that into a locket
    D: convince you I’m your daughter.

    Happy Father’s Day Daddy.

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    Jun 15, 2025
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    Big heterosexual fight tonight

    1,180 125
    Jun 15, 2026
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    Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.

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    Jun 16, 2026
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    I went to school with Alex Pretti, one of the people recently shot by ICE. On my personal Facebook, I wrote a post calling him a hero.

    The right-wing men arrived, filling my inbox with cruel hatred.

    Understand that I mean truly cruel. If that will harm you, please do not read this post.

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    Mar 24, 2026
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    Jul 3, 2025
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    Nov 17, 2024
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    I drove my daughter and her friends to Fright Fest, and while I was half-lost in my audiobook, I noticed their conversation turn to Charlie Kirk. My daughter said she hopes he’s looking up at us right now. 🥹 Sometimes parenting pays off in the strangest, most satisfying ways. #ProudMomMoment

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    Sep 14, 2025
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    Send help for my hole

    307 31
    Jul 7, 2025
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    BRB doing this to all the right-wing men with Charlie Kirk profile pictures

    306 29
    Mar 4, 2026
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    A 1905 Newspaper warning of how bad libraries and reading are for women.

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    Dec 31, 2024
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    When my employer learns that I “celebrated” murder with eloquence, daring to raise my voice against the violence of guns, my ruin will be certain. 😔

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    Sep 14, 2025
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    They will say “shoplifting” because it sounds better than saying police murdered a baby over poverty and a box of diapers in a country where the current administration has made racist men feel righteous for valuing merchandise more than the Black life beside it.

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    Jun 16, 2026
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    I found 6 women who said they were “moderates” & did not align with any political party. I asked them if they would be willing to take a quiz on whether quotes about reproduction came from the 19th century or now.

    To convince them to spend time talking to me, I told them I was doing it for a class.

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    Jun 26, 2026
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    Happy future pride to this man’s wife

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    Jun 14, 2026
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    In today’s politics, the message is often clearest when it’s cloaked. Let’s talk dog whistles.

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    Jul 30, 2025
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    Hi l'm Brooke and I tell feminist, working class and Igbtq history to ʎuɹoh men. They hate it!

    Subscribe to my Substack to see wtf I mean.

    When I’m not telling men history, I enjoy trolling men, scammers & MLM boss babes in other delightful (for me) ways.

    Find my links here:
    linktr.ee/letsnotdate

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    Apr 4, 2025
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    1/2 Why must this man doom the world eternally with his ruinous appendage?

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    Sep 18, 2025
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    Happy Nuclear Family Month to the parents whose strongest family tradition is raising children who will never speak to them again.

    167 14
    Jun 4, 2026
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    Many children spent Mother’s Day without their moms because of ICE. I snuck into a right-wing mom group chat and made that their problem.

    110 14
    May 12, 2026
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    I play men’s games better. 💅🏻

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    Apr 9, 2026
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    If you're single this Valentine's Day, just know you're not alone. There are always over a million little mites on your skin.

    94 14
    Feb 13, 2025
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    1/6 If violence is allowed from men in uniforms, their badges aren’t protection. They’re a warning.

    If men can march under the guise of law to cage, to deport, to disappear human beings,
    then violence from the people should not just be tolerated,
    it should be understood as survival.

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    Jun 9, 2025
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    Reminder that even in 1776, people were calling out the Founding Fathers for preaching independence while enslaving people.

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    Jul 4, 2026
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    Well someone had to remind your MAGA fathers why they didn’t hear from you on Father’s Day. 😏

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    Jun 23, 2026
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    Did a man send you an unsolicited picture of his…

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    Mar 10, 2026