Machine Pun Kelly

The DSA and Communism are very different things. Rather than attacking the DSA for being attacked, explain the differences.

"Vote Blue no matter who" means "no matter who."

I gave Platner the benefit of the doubt. He didn't deserve it.

I'm sorry for that.

I'll do better going forward.

Looks like the Republicans are just dying to lose their Senate majority.

People need to stop saying this is AI-generated. It is obviously real.

There's this voice in the back of my head that says it's bad taste to make Lindsey Graham jokes right now.

Then I remember it's Lindsey Graham.

Zelensky should get the Nobel Peace Prize for not bitchslapping Trump back into the 50s, where he wants to live.

Too soon?

When people complain that immigrants won't assimilate.

Scratch wings and fries. Blue cheese dip was made from home-fermented kefir and yogurt. Sauce is made from 4 kinds of smoked peppers. None of that Franks here!

I'm getting good at this.

You know Platner is guilty as fuck because the only one defending him is Donald Trump.

He found a way to beat death.

Watch this to the end. You'll be glad you did.

Blue Georgia @bluegeorgia.bsky.social

Watch Thomas Massie turn the tables and completely own Fox News Digital reporter Nicholas Ballasy. Just incredible.

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How do you like the sound of "President Ossoff?"

Since these things come in 3s. Is the Grim Reaper taking requests?

Reply to @katmabu.bsky.social

I'm going to assume you honored his request.

Donald Trump spent the last month debating whether or not "Dumbocrats" should be spelled with a "b" and Republicans wonder why we call him divisive.

Did you know God Bless America is a song written by an Immigrant? There's something beautiful about that.

Irving Berlin came here from Russia.

Reply to @acyn.bsky.social

I approve of this pun.

Just saying:

Reply to @kellyscaletta.bsky.social

For example:

A female is someone you'll never have an intimate relationship with.

A woman is someone who covers her drink when you walk by.

She probably thinks that "transatlantic" means North America is identifying as Europe.

Both sides are not, in fact, the same.

To the incels who keep asking, "What is a woman?"

The problem isn't that we don't know the difference between a penis and a vagina.

The problem is that you don't know the difference between a female and a woman.

A female refers to sex.

A woman refers to gender.

We have it upside down.