Machine Pun Kelly

The DSA and Communism are very different things. Rather than attacking the DSA for being attacked, explain the differences.

"Vote Blue no matter who" means "no matter who."

When people complain that immigrants won't assimilate.

People need to stop saying this is AI-generated. It is obviously real.

Too soon?

Looks like the Republicans are just dying to lose their Senate majority.

Watch this to the end. You'll be glad you did.

Blue Georgia @bluegeorgia.bsky.social

Watch Thomas Massie turn the tables and completely own Fox News Digital reporter Nicholas Ballasy. Just incredible.

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He found a way to beat death.

Just saying:

Zelensky should get the Nobel Peace Prize for not bitchslapping Trump back into the 50s, where he wants to live.

There's this voice in the back of my head that says it's bad taste to make Lindsey Graham jokes right now.

Then I remember it's Lindsey Graham.

Deporting the witnesses is what you do if you're totally innocent.

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social

Juan Proaño on the killing of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo: There were three others with him in that vehicle. Those individuals are now being pressured to sign self-deportation orders. They’re trying to get rid of them as witnesses as well.

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You know Platner is guilty as fuck because the only one defending him is Donald Trump.

The SAVE Act would allow the federal government to strip voters from the rolls, but that never gets explained.

This is actually terrorism.

Lee West @whodat35.bsky.social

Today’s fascist firehouse news. Another federal lawsuit waiting to happen: FEMA threatens to withhold terrorism prevention funds unless states adopt Trump’s anti-voting agenda www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

FEMA threatens to withhold terrorism prevention funds unless states adopt Trump’s anti-voting agenda

The stakes are immediate and immense. States rely on this funding to prepare for real threats, including cyberattacks and emergency response failures.

Did you know God Bless America is a song written by an Immigrant? There's something beautiful about that.

Irving Berlin came here from Russia.

She probably thinks that "transatlantic" means North America is identifying as Europe.

I gave Platner the benefit of the doubt. He didn't deserve it.

I'm sorry for that.

I'll do better going forward.

Since these things come in 3s. Is the Grim Reaper taking requests?

The hometown of Jeffrey Epstein's child rape headquarters now has an airport named after Donald J. Trump.

Seems apt.

We have it upside down.

Scratch wings and fries. Blue cheese dip was made from home-fermented kefir and yogurt. Sauce is made from 4 kinds of smoked peppers. None of that Franks here!

I'm getting good at this.

Fact check: True

awkword @awkword.bsky.social

ICYMI: The new $500 “American made” Trump phone is actually a 2-year-old phone made in China www.ifixit.com/News/117789/...

Donald Trump spent the last month debating whether or not "Dumbocrats" should be spelled with a "b" and Republicans wonder why we call him divisive.

Both sides are not, in fact, the same.