Machine Pun Kelly

Zelensky's take-down of Brian Glenn over the suit question is underrated.

"Maybe I'll get one after the war. Better than yours. Maybe cheaper."

Low-key told the man he overpaid for a cheap suit.

Don't argue with comedians. They'll destroy you.

It's up!!!! My Explainer video for BlueSky beginners.

I cover how to find your Twitter followers, Starter Packs, Feeds, Lists, some handy-dandy tools, and BlueSky etiquette.

Please watch and/or share with any newbies you know. I think it's helpful.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_V2...

BlueSky for Beginners

YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly

A month ago, I cut processed foods out of my diet. I have done no calorie counting, special diet or extra exercise, and I have lost 10 pounds.

The controversy is not merely that Matt Gaetz raped underaged girls.

The controversy is not even just that Donald Trump wants to make this sex predator attorney general.

The controversy is that the entire GOP is OK with that.

We could have been talking about $25K down payment assistance for new homeowners in a thriving economy right now, but here we are.

I now have 74.7K followers on BlueSky, surpassing my 74.6K followers on X.

I struggled with making the transfer, but felt it was worth it. I was hoping maybe in a year I could build my following back up.

It took less than a week.

Thank you!

You can make an argument that Stephen King wrote the two greatest prison movies of all time.

Shawshank and Green Mile are both easily in the conversation.

Well said!

#RIP little buddy. I love you.

It's like someone reached deep into my soul, ripped out the most essential part, and made a sign out of it.

Somewhere in America, a young Hispanic girl is hiding in an attic writing a diary.

You know who didn't identify themselves? The thugs who assaulted Senator Padilla.

If you call a concentration camp a "detention center," it's still a concentration camp. Just like if you call the Gulf of Mexico, the "Gulf of America," it's still the Gulf of Mexico.

But Hillary Clinton had a private server.

I thought China was going to pay for them. What happened to that?

I know for a fact that Antifa is not an organization because I don't get emails from them asking for money.

What do you call BlueSky users?

Skywalkers?

All of these men are being illegally detained in a foreign gulag. They weren't deported. They were illegally imprisoned.

This is the face of fascism. Look at it.

7 million protesters, 0 arrests.

Man we suck at terrorism.

I hear some people saying that private donors are going to pay for the "White House Ballroom." I'm pretty uncomfortable with oligarchs owning both the White House and the President.

My cat just stepped on the remote and turned the TV sound off.

I guess you could say he mewted it.

No joke: The first time I heard the song "Africa" by Toto, I was in living in Africa, lifeguarding at the Embassy pool.

And it was raining outside.

When we were children, we were taught that no matter how you reached, no matter much wealth and power you accumulated, you were not above the law.

We can no longer teach our children that.

And that's really fucking tragic.