John Fugelsang

Thank you, Justice Elena Kagan,
for responding to the SCOTUS decision to deport Haitian refugee families back to a place we know is unsafe,
by adding Trump’s vile, racist, exact words into the official case record.

“Woke” as a slur is used by ppl who are more bothered by anti-discrimination policies than they are by discrimination.

A term for those infuriated by anti-racism; but don’t mind actual racism all that much.

It’s for those ppl enraged by Colin Kaepernick’s knee; but not at all by Derek Chauvin’s.

Good to know this week that DHS has a 2-death limit.

Because every time these “Christians” elect Caligula, God sends a new plague.

Please spread the word so we can reunite Gus w/his family! FOUND July 6, 2026 in Santa Monica, CA 90405

Brown Tabby with left eye discoloration. Wearing tag w/Gus (Gussy) and a phone # that's no longer in service
Do you have info? Contact finder here: www.pawboost.com/p/73104383

She’s the only one in the correct century

This video is like porn for angels

Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social

Andrew and Tristan Tate arrested in Miami on charges of rape and sex trafficking. UK to seek extradition over sexual exploitation, 'extreme pornography' and assault and indecent images of a child. www.theguardian.com/news/2026/ju...

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Also, they're too dumb to spell "independence."

Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social

One of the first things Facebook’s algorithm showed me today was this propaganda post by Patriot Front. It’s not just that FB is platforming fascists. They are algorithmically PROMOTING and amplifying them.

Why, it’s almost like they’re amoral white supremacist child-men who don’t respect women’s bodily autonomy.

The Independent @the-independent.com

MAGA advocate calls for ban on pregnant women traveling to US and ‘sterilization of all foreign visitors’

MAGA advocate calls for ‘sterilization’ of visitors to the US after birthright defeat

MAGA influencer Sean Davis made the ‘unhinged’ suggestions following Trump’s Supreme Court defeat on birthright citizenship

I saw "Happy 4th" trending and thought Trump had announced his next wife.

My bank allows me to choose my own personalized ID question to prove I'm me.

So now when I call, they have to ask me 'Who's the black private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks?'

And I must answer, 'Shaft.'

He keeps finding new ways to make the entire world root against Americans

Forbes @forbes.com

Trump reportedly spoke with FIFA president Gianni Infantino before the organization suspended a U.S. player's red card.

Trump Spoke With FIFA President Before Folarin Balogun’s Red Card Was Suspended, Report Says

Trump reportedly spoke with FIFA president Gianni Infantino before the organization suspended a U.S. player's red card.

Tell your right wing loved ones - their increased healthcare costs are how Trump gave Elon another tax cut.

Healthcare cuts belong to one party. And it gets worse in January.

Don’t expect your right wing loved ones to appreciate this.

Lizzy Lawrence @lizzylawrence.bsky.social

Powerful, important read from @rosebroderick.bsky.social. As states absorb Medicaid funding cuts, family caregivers face financial ruin: www.statnews.com/2026/07/13/f...

As states absorb Medicaid funding cuts, family caregivers face financial ruin

Family caregivers of people with disabilities face a grim financial future as several states consider steep cuts to their wages.

"Think of this as Schrödinger’s Diarrhea: If the CDC isn’t tracking it, maybe nobody has it."
Pls read, subscribe & share: johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/explosive-...

Explosive Diarrhea, Which is Not Funny, So Don’t Laugh At Any Of This.

Parasites don’t go away when you ignore them; that only works on narcissists.

"Don't worry about those lying women, bro; nobody believes them. Hey, cool tattoo!"

- If Graham Platner had run in the GOP

$14 million.
For a large tiled rectangular puddle.
Folks, for $3 million I personally could’ve filled the whole thing with Evian water and hired 2 live dolphins.
Pls read, subscribe & share:
johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/how-trump-...

National Lampoon’s Confederate Vacation
Pls read, subscribe and share:
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Oh, and Trump Now Says Charlottesville Was Fake

The Search For The Dumbest Conspiracy Theory Ever Told

If you’re not feeling terribly patriotic this particular July 4th, I understand. I hope you'll give this one a look. johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/america-at...

America at 250: The Best & Worst of Everything, Turned up to 11

An Extremely Brief History of America's Other Big Bleak Birthdays.

Folks, if your racist grandpa starts ranking himself against Attila the Hun, the family doesn't elect him president. This is exactly why nursing homes hide the Wi-Fi password. Pls read, subscribe & share: johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/trump-seri...

The Great American State Fair is the Kid Rock alt-Halftime Show of Fyre Festivals.