John Fugelsang

She’s the only one in the correct century

Thank you, Justice Elena Kagan,
for responding to the SCOTUS decision to deport Haitian refugee families back to a place we know is unsafe,
by adding Trump’s vile, racist, exact words into the official case record.

My bank allows me to choose my own personalized ID question to prove I'm me.

So now when I call, they have to ask me 'Who's the black private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks?'

And I must answer, 'Shaft.'

I saw "Happy 4th" trending and thought Trump had announced his next wife.

“Woke” as a slur is used by ppl who are more bothered by anti-discrimination policies than they are by discrimination.

A term for those infuriated by anti-racism; but don’t mind actual racism all that much.

It’s for those ppl enraged by Colin Kaepernick’s knee; but not at all by Derek Chauvin’s.

This video is like porn for angels

Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social

Andrew and Tristan Tate arrested in Miami on charges of rape and sex trafficking. UK to seek extradition over sexual exploitation, 'extreme pornography' and assault and indecent images of a child. www.theguardian.com/news/2026/ju...

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Good to know this week that DHS has a 2-death limit.

It’s a good day for Republicans
who couldn’t stand Lindsey Graham
to violently defend Lindsey Graham
bc ppl are telling the truth
about Lindsey Graham.

"Don't worry about those lying women, bro; nobody believes them. Hey, cool tattoo!"

- If Graham Platner had run in the GOP

The Great American State Fair is the Kid Rock alt-Halftime Show of Fyre Festivals.

Because every time these “Christians” elect Caligula, God sends a new plague.

Look, Fauci created Covid in the Wuhan lab out of WMDs, Hillary's emails & Obama's real birth certificate,

but the Benghazi stand-down order made Biden ban hamburgers & gas ovens,

windmills cause cancer,

& that's why MAGA won't get the vaccine, even tho Trump made it w/his own hands.

(owns libs)

He keeps finding new ways to make the entire world root against Americans

Forbes @forbes.com

Trump reportedly spoke with FIFA president Gianni Infantino before the organization suspended a U.S. player's red card.

Trump Spoke With FIFA President Before Folarin Balogun’s Red Card Was Suspended, Report Says

Trump reportedly spoke with FIFA president Gianni Infantino before the organization suspended a U.S. player's red card.

Also, they're too dumb to spell "independence."

Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social

One of the first things Facebook’s algorithm showed me today was this propaganda post by Patriot Front. It’s not just that FB is platforming fascists. They are algorithmically PROMOTING and amplifying them.

If those masked marching Patriot Front cowards really were liberals they'd all be holding iced coffees and fighting each other.

Apparently “Separation of Church and Hate” is Whoopi Goldberg’s summer 2026 book pick on “The View.”

Thank you for your attention to this matter www.theview.tv/ladies-get-l...

Ladies Get Lit: 'The View' co-hosts share their summer reads for 2026

Why, it’s almost like they’re amoral white supremacist child-men who don’t respect women’s bodily autonomy.

The Independent @the-independent.com

MAGA advocate calls for ban on pregnant women traveling to US and ‘sterilization of all foreign visitors’

MAGA advocate calls for ‘sterilization’ of visitors to the US after birthright defeat

MAGA influencer Sean Davis made the ‘unhinged’ suggestions following Trump’s Supreme Court defeat on birthright citizenship

"Think of this as Schrödinger’s Diarrhea: If the CDC isn’t tracking it, maybe nobody has it."
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Explosive Diarrhea, Which is Not Funny, So Don’t Laugh At Any Of This.

Parasites don’t go away when you ignore them; that only works on narcissists.

I’m deeply excited for the 1954 red scare midterms

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com

Rep. Lisa McClain: "For the people in our country who want to turn this country into a communist country -- leave. Go to Europe where they are experiencing this heat wave and they don't have air conditioning. See how well that works for you. I'm proud to be an American."

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National Lampoon’s Confederate Vacation
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Oh, and Trump Now Says Charlottesville Was Fake

The Search For The Dumbest Conspiracy Theory Ever Told