John Fugelsang

Kimberly Guilfoyle is thrilled to be ambassador to Greece as that's pretty much her all-time favorite musical.

Just a reminder that America will in fact crush fascism.

It will take a while and it will be messy.
But bet on it.

This isn't The Art of the Deal.
It's insider trading with a bad comb-over.

Step 1: Tank the Market, Scare the Non-Millionaires
Step 2: Let the Aristocrats Feast
Step 3: Flip, but say ‘Winning’
Step 4: Pretend None of This Ever Happened & Get Your Media Dregs To Do The Same

Rinse, Enrich, Repeat.

Welcome to America;
where our president
is publicly
saying nice things about,
giving immunity to,
and suggesting a possible pardon for
a well-connected
child sex trafficker.

But I’m sure he’s got a good reason.

Bragging that you just passed your 3rd dementia test
is a great way of telling us
they've made you take 3 dementia tests

One Halloween I dressed up as the GOP's Healthcare plan.

I never made it out of the House.

The average age of U.S. homebuyers is now 56, up from 49 last year.

In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.

Oh so you DON'T want a sex-predator blackout-drunk in charge of the US military?

So much for the "tolerant left."

Americans work more hours,
take less vacation,
work longer days,
& retire later.

But hey, at least we're not stuck with socialized health care.

I don’t know about you, but I’ve waited all my life to read the words “Kennedy Center presents ‘Death of a Salesman’ starring Scott Baio.”

On this date in 1776 the statue of King George III was pulled down in New York City.

Because America didn't want a king who lived above the law.

Dr. Oz is the Dr Nick of Dr. Phils.

Imagine defending toxic masculinity
while also complaining
about a male loneliness epidemic;
and not seeing a connection.

Welcome to the mind of the modern dudebro.

A Chicago Bulls hoodie
makes Kilmar Garcia a gang member
the same way a shiny gold cross
makes Karoline Leavitt a Christian.

You guys don't get it. America needs more babies.
Also, we should deport babies.

Al Gore pitched a sovereign wealth fund once, but he called it a “lockbox.”

And it existed bc they’d taxed the wealthy a tiny bit, balanced the budget and had a surplus.

And he only wanted the fund to protect Social Security for Americans who weren’t millionaires.

So the GOP mocked it.

And 35 years later, Milli Vanilli achieved greatness by promising not to sing