John Fugelsang

The average age of U.S. homebuyers is now 56, up from 49 last year.

In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.

You know what's scarier than the Pentagon having a secret drone program?

A blackout drunk in charge of the Pentagon having a drone program.

Welcome to America;
where our president
is publicly
saying nice things about,
giving immunity to,
and suggesting a possible pardon for
a well-connected
child sex trafficker.

But I’m sure he’s got a good reason.

Bragging that you just passed your 3rd dementia test
is a great way of telling us
they've made you take 3 dementia tests

Just a reminder that America will in fact crush fascism.

It will take a while and it will be messy.
But bet on it.

Americans work more hours,
take less vacation,
work longer days,
& retire later.

But hey, at least we're not stuck with socialized health care.

On this date in 1776 the statue of King George III was pulled down in New York City.

Because America didn't want a king who lived above the law.

One Halloween I dressed up as the GOP's Healthcare plan.

I never made it out of the House.

Did you know that a typhoon just hit Alaska & displaced over 1,000 people and washed away entire communities?

If your media isn't covering this, it's bc these are Indigenous communities.

Dear US Media covering Combover Caligula's speech:

if you can spell things like:

"Disinformation"
"Misinformation"
"Fibs"
"Untruths"
"Fabrications"
"Demonstrable falsehoods"
“Plays loosely w/facts”
"Mendacity"
"Prevarications”
Or "whoppers"

Then you're probably able to spell the word “lies.”

A Chicago Bulls hoodie
makes Kilmar Garcia a gang member
the same way a shiny gold cross
makes Karoline Leavitt a Christian.

Al Gore pitched a sovereign wealth fund once, but he called it a “lockbox.”

And it existed bc they’d taxed the wealthy a tiny bit, balanced the budget and had a surplus.

And he only wanted the fund to protect Social Security for Americans who weren’t millionaires.

So the GOP mocked it.

When he typed this, S&P had just downgraded the US bc of GOP govt shutdowns.
Yesterday, Moody’s downgraded the US bc of GOP govt policies.

The American Revolution was fought by brave ppl willing to die for liberty.
Patriot Front is fought by cowards willing to hide for fascism.

You can’t reclaim something that never belonged to you.
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Patriot Front: They're Not Patriots, & It's All A Front

aka the Dockers Reich; aka March of the Masked Mediocrities; aka The League of Extraordinary Virgins

Kimberly Guilfoyle is thrilled to be ambassador to Greece as that's pretty much her all-time favorite musical.