Top reposted posts of @jefftiedrich.bsky.social

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here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit once again shits the bed at NATO" — oh look, it’s the Four Fuckfaces of the Shitpocalypse .
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Preznit Fuckwit once again shits the bed at NATO

oh look, it’s the Four Fuckfaces of the Shitpocalypse

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Jul 9, 2026

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here's today's post: "Donny’s ‘Freedom 250’ sucks, and no one is showing up for it. try not to laugh." — the whole thing is a fucktacular disaster
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Donny’s ‘Freedom 250’ sucks, and no one is showing up for it. try not to laugh.

the whole thing is a fucktacular disaster

1,708 407

Jun 28, 2026

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last week, as Taylor Farms' lettuce was turning Americans into human shit-geysers, their top executives were meeting at the White House, trying to derail the investigations. what the fuck? thank you for your attention to today's post in which I bring all the receipts. link is here: bit.ly/4vIBfdF

on top of that: how did Taylor Farms executives end up at the White House, anyway, right in the middle of this developing story? what corrupt shitwaddery is this?

I asked Google’s janky six-fingered plagiarism robot if Taylor Farms’ CEO had ever made political donations to Donny, and oh fucking boy, has he ever.

1,046 376

Jul 19, 2026

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here's today's post: "the Pentagon just un-personned four war dead. what in the actual fuck?" — another day, another disgrace.
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the Pentagon just un-personned four war dead. what in the actual fuck?

another day, another disgrace

1,095 326

Jul 24, 2026

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here's today's post: "Donny’s henchmen: ‘if ICE kills you, please have the decency to shut the fuck up about it’" — and we’re Big Mad at Canada, because reasons.
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Donny’s henchmen: ‘if ICE kills you, please have the decency to shut the fuck up about it’

and we’re Big Mad at Canada, because reasons

1,093 296

Jul 21, 2026

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here's a new low: the Pentagon just removed the names of the four most-recent Iran war deaths, because — I shit you not — "they were killed during a cease-fire." WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK??? thank you for your attention to my post, in which my head explodes. link is here: bit.ly/4vTfMPb

it’s all so galling. We the People deserve so much better than this. We the People deserve truth and accountability, not a war machine that hides its dead so the colicky piss-baby in the Oval Bordello won’t throw a tantrum.

it comes down to this: if you send someone to fight for their country, and they come home in a box, you fucking well honor that death — not turn it into a secret.

I’m ashamed of my government, that I have to be the one to point this out.

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Jul 24, 2026

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here's today's post: "five-time draft dodger once again dishonors war dead" — and then shits the bed at a rally.
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five-time draft dodger once again dishonors war dead

and then shits the bed at a rally

1,032 263

Jul 23, 2026

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here's today's post: "let’s all just enjoy watching Jon Ossoff use Piss-Drunk Pete as a chew toy" — that sure was satisfying.
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let’s all just enjoy watching Jon Ossoff use Piss-Drunk Pete as a chew toy

that sure was satisfying

1,275 252

Jul 22, 2026

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Preznit Fuckwit's 'stolen election' whine-fest last night wasn't really about the 2020 election. it was about the upcoming midterms, which he's going to try like hell to interfere with. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I bring *all* the receipts. link is here: bit.ly/4wOhVwq

for two hundred and fifty years, America has had free and fair elections. let’s not let these evil fuckers normalize cheating, the way they’ve normalized all their other abhorrent behavior.

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Jul 17, 2026

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here's today's post: "what the fuck is going on with Glitch McConnell?" — is he like, y’know ... dead?
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what the fuck is going on with Glitch McConnell?

is he like, y’know ... dead?

1,113 237

Jul 6, 2026

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Belgium didn't just kick our asses, they rubbed it in by mocking Preznit Fuckwit's "jerking off two invisible giraffes" dance as well. awesome job, Donny, you've turned the whole world against us. thank you for your attention to today's post. link is here: bit.ly/4p9tdJ8

awesome job, Donny. by being a big whiny asshole, you gave Belgium the extra incentive they needed to kick our asses. next time, maybe keep your fool mouth shut.

and now the whole goddamned world is mocking us on social media right now, giddy with glee over the whupping Belgium delivered.

1,127 233

Jul 7, 2026

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here's today's post: "even Fox News admits that Donny’s ‘stolen election’ speech was bullshit" — sore loser says what?
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even Fox News admits that Donny’s ‘stolen election’ speech was bullshit

sore loser says what?

1,020 231

Jul 17, 2026

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cyclospora turns people into human shit geysers. Bobby Brainworms Jr killed the program that tracked it, because he was too fucking ignorant — and stupid — to understand the ramifications of what he was doing. thank you for your attention to today's extremely angry post. link is here: bit.ly/4hcewTt

awesome. Bobby Brainworms made an uninformed ad hoc decision based on zero data — because that’s how crackpots roll.

that’s the ethos of Donny’s entire administration: ‘I don’t have the intellectual capacity to understand why this is important, so let’s get rid of it.’

what could possibly go wrong, am I right?

this is the same mindset that led the Space Nazi’s merry band of pimply DOGE incels to run wild, gutting federal agency after agency.

‘we don’t know what the fuck this is, so get rid of it.’

and so now, a year later, we’re dealing the fallout. around the world, children of dying of malnutrition due to cuts to USAID — all because DOGE couldn’t be bothered to care.

and here in the good old US of A, people are turning into human shit-geysers because some whale-head-chainsawing dumbfuck couldn’t be bothered to spend five minutes learning why tracking cyclospora might come in handy someday.

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Jul 15, 2026

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just about everything that could go wrong with Donny's Freedom 250 fest went wrong, but at least the MAGA dude who took out his baloney pony and started stroking it had a good time — until he got arrested. thank you for your attention to my post in which I mock it all. link is here: bit.ly/3SCg5Qs

empty booths, deserted mallways, melted ice cream, a broken ferris wheel, canceled performances, corruption and grifting, and some dude fisting his trouser trout. this whole Freedom 250 thing has turned into a typical Donny clusterfuck.

July 4th is less than a week away. Sundowning Grandpa Befuddlepants has six days to get his shit together for the main event. do you think he will?

of course he won’t. this is Dear Leader we’re talking about. everything he touches, dies — because he’s an incompetent imbecile who acts first and thinks never. and Donny couldn’t commit a patriotism if his life depended on it.

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Jun 28, 2026

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here's today's post: "still no sign of life from Glitch McConnell, but Republicans are going full Weekend at Mitch’s" — and Donny shits the bed at NATO.
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still no sign of life from Glitch McConnell, but Republicans are going full Weekend at Mitch’s

and Donny shits the bed at NATO

931 224

Jul 8, 2026

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here's today's post: "confused old fuckwit imagines he’s won the World Cup" — who acts like this?
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confused old fuckwit imagines he’s won the World Cup

who acts like this?

1,147 222

Jul 20, 2026

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here's today's post: "what the fuck is some Nazi-themed golden eagle doing above the door of the White House?" — who thought this was a good idea?
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what the fuck is some Nazi-themed golden eagle doing above the door of the White House?

who thought this was a good idea?

912 221

Jun 30, 2026

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the Space Nazi whines about the Odyssey, Andrew Tate whines about how much prison sucks, and Preznit Fuckwit whines about being an unfunny asshole. it's all in 'this week in stupid,' my wrap-up of the dumbest fucking shit that happened. thank you for your attention. link is here: bit.ly/4fTQX0D

here’s the issue: the Space Nazi and his infantile cohort are super triggered right now because filmmaker Christopher Nolan had the temerity to cast trans people and people of color in his version of the Odyssey. how clownfuckingly petty is that? I mean, the ancient Greeks pretty much invented gender fluidity — but whatever, Elon. you do you.

imagine having all the money in the world. imagine living in a world of limitless choices and opportunities, and what you choose to do with your time is type angrily into your phone about stupid bullshit that’s of no importance.

what a snowflake. what a pathetic fucking dipshit.

I don’t know about you, but I’m looking forward to the Space Nazi’s own personal six-fingered plagiarism robot — the one that calls itself ‘mechaHitler’ and has been known to generate child porn on command — ginning up a ‘historically accurate’ version of story about giants, a dude with one eye in the middle of his forehead, and men being turned into pigs.

what could possibly go wrong?

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Jul 25, 2026

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Mitch McConnell is more alive than Graham Platner's future

1,632 210

Jul 6, 2026

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here's today's post: "SCOTUS upheld birthright citizenship and MAGA lost its fucking mind" — boo hoo hoo, crybabies.thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

SCOTUS upheld birthright citizenship and MAGA lost its fucking mind

boo hoo hoo, crybabies

909 207

Jul 1, 2026

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question for the White House correspondents: why the fuck would you invite your abuser to come and insult you all? and why the fuck wouldn't you walk on out him? thank you for your attention to today's extremely angry post, in which I rip everyone several new ones. link is her: bit.ly/4fTf7sa

who thought this was a good idea?

come on, you work with this toad every day. you knew what you were getting. you knew he wasn’t going to stand up there and make good-natured jokes like Obama, or Biden, or Bush, or any other normal fucking president would have.

you knew that Donny was going to shit the bed. you knew he was going to stand before you and insult you all to your faces — especially the women. for fuck’s sake, it’s what he does every day of your lives — in the Oval Bordello and aboard Fuckface Force One — should any one of you dare ask him a question he doesn’t like.

he hates you. he calls you ‘fake news.’ he calls you ‘the enemy of the people.’

so why invite him to your little self-congratulatory party? seriously, what do you get out of it?

besides a generous view of Donny’s voluptuous neckgina, that is.

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Jul 26, 2026

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here's today's post: "Donny’s shit-show is a total disaster as Fox News broadcasts from a completely empty Mall" — scenes from a five-alarm clusterfuck.
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Donny’s shit-show is a total disaster as Fox News broadcasts from a completely empty Mall

scenes from a five-alarm clusterfuck

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Jul 3, 2026

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fun true fact: behind closed doors, Preznit Fuckwit's behavior with world leaders is even more batshit than what we see in public. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I bring all the receipts. link is here: bit.ly/3RcuWR8

hey, did you know that behind closed doors, Dear Leader is a total fucking embarrassment?

did you know that Donny tries to get the spouses of world leaders to sell MAGA merch?

did you know that when texting Donny, NATO heads of state deliberately try to sound as stupid as he is?

did you know that Dear Leader once angrily flung a tablet across the Oval Bordello?

gather ’round, folks. today’s tale is a doozie.

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Jul 10, 2026

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here's today's post: "rejoice, citizens! they let the big baby ring the Big Boy Bell, and other tales of dumbfuckery" — oh, and Belgium kicks our asses.
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rejoice, citizens! they let the big baby ring the Big Boy Bell, and other tales of dumbfuckery

oh, and Belgium kicks our asses

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Jul 7, 2026

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