Top liked posts of @jefftiedrich.bsky.social

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here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit once again shits the bed at NATO" — oh look, it’s the Four Fuckfaces of the Shitpocalypse .
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Preznit Fuckwit once again shits the bed at NATO

oh look, it’s the Four Fuckfaces of the Shitpocalypse

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Jul 9, 2026

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here's today's post: "Donny’s ‘Freedom 250’ sucks, and no one is showing up for it. try not to laugh." — the whole thing is a fucktacular disaster
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Donny’s ‘Freedom 250’ sucks, and no one is showing up for it. try not to laugh.

the whole thing is a fucktacular disaster

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Jun 28, 2026

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Mitch McConnell is more alive than Graham Platner's future

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Jul 6, 2026

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here's today's post: "let’s all just enjoy watching Jon Ossoff use Piss-Drunk Pete as a chew toy" — that sure was satisfying.
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let’s all just enjoy watching Jon Ossoff use Piss-Drunk Pete as a chew toy

that sure was satisfying

1,275 252

Jul 22, 2026

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here's today's post: "confused old fuckwit imagines he’s won the World Cup" — who acts like this?
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confused old fuckwit imagines he’s won the World Cup

who acts like this?

1,147 222

Jul 20, 2026

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Belgium didn't just kick our asses, they rubbed it in by mocking Preznit Fuckwit's "jerking off two invisible giraffes" dance as well. awesome job, Donny, you've turned the whole world against us. thank you for your attention to today's post. link is here: bit.ly/4p9tdJ8

awesome job, Donny. by being a big whiny asshole, you gave Belgium the extra incentive they needed to kick our asses. next time, maybe keep your fool mouth shut.

and now the whole goddamned world is mocking us on social media right now, giddy with glee over the whupping Belgium delivered.

1,127 233

Jul 7, 2026

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here's today's post: "what the fuck is going on with Glitch McConnell?" — is he like, y’know ... dead?
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what the fuck is going on with Glitch McConnell?

is he like, y’know ... dead?

1,113 237

Jul 6, 2026

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here's today's post: "Donny’s henchmen: ‘if ICE kills you, please have the decency to shut the fuck up about it’" — and we’re Big Mad at Canada, because reasons.
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Donny’s henchmen: ‘if ICE kills you, please have the decency to shut the fuck up about it’

and we’re Big Mad at Canada, because reasons

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Jul 21, 2026

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here's today's post: "the Pentagon just un-personned four war dead. what in the actual fuck?" — another day, another disgrace.
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the Pentagon just un-personned four war dead. what in the actual fuck?

another day, another disgrace

1,095 326

Jul 24, 2026

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in today's post, I cover Donny's latest batshit meltdown on his crappy app.
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an extremely necessary mental health break

but also some stuff about Donny Dumbfuck

1,066 141

Jul 12, 2026

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last week, as Taylor Farms' lettuce was turning Americans into human shit-geysers, their top executives were meeting at the White House, trying to derail the investigations. what the fuck? thank you for your attention to today's post in which I bring all the receipts. link is here: bit.ly/4vIBfdF

on top of that: how did Taylor Farms executives end up at the White House, anyway, right in the middle of this developing story? what corrupt shitwaddery is this?

I asked Google’s janky six-fingered plagiarism robot if Taylor Farms’ CEO had ever made political donations to Donny, and oh fucking boy, has he ever.

1,046 376

Jul 19, 2026

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here's today's post: "five-time draft dodger once again dishonors war dead" — and then shits the bed at a rally.
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five-time draft dodger once again dishonors war dead

and then shits the bed at a rally

1,032 263

Jul 23, 2026

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here's today's post: "even Fox News admits that Donny’s ‘stolen election’ speech was bullshit" — sore loser says what?
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even Fox News admits that Donny’s ‘stolen election’ speech was bullshit

sore loser says what?

1,020 231

Jul 17, 2026

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the Space Nazi whines about the Odyssey, Andrew Tate whines about how much prison sucks, and Preznit Fuckwit whines about being an unfunny asshole. it's all in 'this week in stupid,' my wrap-up of the dumbest fucking shit that happened. thank you for your attention. link is here: bit.ly/4fTQX0D

here’s the issue: the Space Nazi and his infantile cohort are super triggered right now because filmmaker Christopher Nolan had the temerity to cast trans people and people of color in his version of the Odyssey. how clownfuckingly petty is that? I mean, the ancient Greeks pretty much invented gender fluidity — but whatever, Elon. you do you.

imagine having all the money in the world. imagine living in a world of limitless choices and opportunities, and what you choose to do with your time is type angrily into your phone about stupid bullshit that’s of no importance.

what a snowflake. what a pathetic fucking dipshit.

I don’t know about you, but I’m looking forward to the Space Nazi’s own personal six-fingered plagiarism robot — the one that calls itself ‘mechaHitler’ and has been known to generate child porn on command — ginning up a ‘historically accurate’ version of story about giants, a dude with one eye in the middle of his forehead, and men being turned into pigs.

what could possibly go wrong?

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Jul 25, 2026

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here's today's post: "Donny’s shit-show is a total disaster as Fox News broadcasts from a completely empty Mall" — scenes from a five-alarm clusterfuck.
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Donny’s shit-show is a total disaster as Fox News broadcasts from a completely empty Mall

scenes from a five-alarm clusterfuck

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Jul 3, 2026

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just about everything that could go wrong with Donny's Freedom 250 fest went wrong, but at least the MAGA dude who took out his baloney pony and started stroking it had a good time — until he got arrested. thank you for your attention to my post in which I mock it all. link is here: bit.ly/3SCg5Qs

empty booths, deserted mallways, melted ice cream, a broken ferris wheel, canceled performances, corruption and grifting, and some dude fisting his trouser trout. this whole Freedom 250 thing has turned into a typical Donny clusterfuck.

July 4th is less than a week away. Sundowning Grandpa Befuddlepants has six days to get his shit together for the main event. do you think he will?

of course he won’t. this is Dear Leader we’re talking about. everything he touches, dies — because he’s an incompetent imbecile who acts first and thinks never. and Donny couldn’t commit a patriotism if his life depended on it.

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Jun 28, 2026

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Preznit Fuckwit's 'stolen election' whine-fest last night wasn't really about the 2020 election. it was about the upcoming midterms, which he's going to try like hell to interfere with. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I bring *all* the receipts. link is here: bit.ly/4wOhVwq

for two hundred and fifty years, America has had free and fair elections. let’s not let these evil fuckers normalize cheating, the way they’ve normalized all their other abhorrent behavior.

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Jul 17, 2026

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here's today's post: "still no sign of life from Glitch McConnell, but Republicans are going full Weekend at Mitch’s" — and Donny shits the bed at NATO.
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still no sign of life from Glitch McConnell, but Republicans are going full Weekend at Mitch’s

and Donny shits the bed at NATO

931 224

Jul 8, 2026

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here's today's post: "what the fuck is some Nazi-themed golden eagle doing above the door of the White House?" — who thought this was a good idea?
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what the fuck is some Nazi-themed golden eagle doing above the door of the White House?

who thought this was a good idea?

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Jun 30, 2026

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here's today's post: "SCOTUS upheld birthright citizenship and MAGA lost its fucking mind" — boo hoo hoo, crybabies.thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

SCOTUS upheld birthright citizenship and MAGA lost its fucking mind

boo hoo hoo, crybabies

909 207

Jul 1, 2026

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here's today's post: "latest poll: Dear Leader fucking sucks and almost everyone hates his guts" — boo fucking hoo, Donny.
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latest poll: Dear Leader fucking sucks and almost everyone hates his guts

boo fucking hoo, Donny

905 159

Jul 19, 2026

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Donny made a Big Sad in his diaper this morning because no one came to his shit-show on the Mall. boo fucking hoo, pal — I ain't celebrating a country that drops bombs on Iranian schoolgirls. thank you for your attention to my post in which I make my case. link is here: bit.ly/444P5eZ

well, excuse us if we’re not in a celebratory mood, you hateful fuck.

you’ve taken our beloved country and turned it into something unrecognizable.

look at what you’ve inflicted on We the People.

masked and armed federal thugs are patrolling our cities, shooting at anyone who looks at them funny. what kind of un-American bullshit is that?

the East Wing was razed so that some piece of shit Epstein Dance Hall can be put up in its place. the Rose Garden is gone. the Oval Bordello has been violated. the Reflecting Pool is a toxic waste site.

ICE goons are kidnapping migrants off the streets and disappearing them in slave-labor gulags. the social safety net has been set on fire so that billionaires can get another round of tax cuts. a corrupt Supreme Court has torn up the Constitution, and is just making shit up as they go along. we’re all struggling to pay for basic goods and services. Christofascists think they own the place. some piss-drunk Secretary of Death is dropping bombs on innocent Iranian schoolgirls and Venezuelan fisherman.

excuse me if I don’t feel like waving the flag for any of that shit.

hey, bro. you want America to hold a huge party in your honor? resign, effective immediately. people will be dancing in the streets, I promise you.

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Jun 29, 2026

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buh-bye, Lindsey Graham. you will be remembered as an unprincipled, odious toady who carried water for a fascist dumbfuck. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I rip this dingus several new ones. link is here: bit.ly/4eZDap6

and, just like that, Lindsey Graham showed Mitch McConnell how it’s done.

none of this coy, is-he-or-isn’t-he weeks-long drama. just a chest-clutch keel-over and away we go.

shed not a tear for Old Lindz. he was a shameless shitweasel with no moral center, and will be remembered as a barnacle who attached himself to whomever the fuck happened to be in power.

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Jul 13, 2026

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here's a new low: the Pentagon just removed the names of the four most-recent Iran war deaths, because — I shit you not — "they were killed during a cease-fire." WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK??? thank you for your attention to my post, in which my head explodes. link is here: bit.ly/4vTfMPb

it’s all so galling. We the People deserve so much better than this. We the People deserve truth and accountability, not a war machine that hides its dead so the colicky piss-baby in the Oval Bordello won’t throw a tantrum.

it comes down to this: if you send someone to fight for their country, and they come home in a box, you fucking well honor that death — not turn it into a secret.

I’m ashamed of my government, that I have to be the one to point this out.

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Jul 24, 2026

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