do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you
all you people who told us to calm down can go fuck yourselves
imagine a country so furious about drag performers that it voted for polio
the people who told you to calm down about Roe are the same people telling you to calm down about Social Security, in case you hadn't noticed
live your life in such a way that the entire world doesn't burst out laughing when your rocket blows up
I'm so old, I remember when Obama signing ONE executive order was tyranny
weird how the guy born into obscene wealth, bailed out repeatedly, allowed to fail upwards forever until he fell ass-backwards into the presidency, and then was declared by the Supreme Court to be a Very Special Boy Who Can Crime Forever never stops whining about how everything is rigged against him
because nothing says 'I'm innocent of all charges' more than 'please don't release the report on me'
pretty weird how there's always billion dollars just lying around whenever ICE needs concentration camps but there's never any money when children need healthcare or a simple school lunch. oh well just one of those things I guess
to recap:
— Trump was *for* the TikTok ban
— which the GOP Congress passed
— and the GOP Supreme Court upheld
— and even though Biden said he wouldn't enforce the ban, TikTok shut down anyway
— so that Trump could "save" it
— and the media fell for it
we really do live in the dumbest fucking country
the people who told us to calm down because Roe was settled law are the same people now telling us to calm down because the military would never open fire on Americans
live your life in such a way that the entire world doesn't burst out laughing when your pathetic little inauguration gets moved indoors
frankly, I'm shocked that the guy who went broke running casinos would turn out to be shit at running an economy
here's today's post: "imbecile guts air safety, then demands to know why a plane crashed" — management-by-vendetta sure is working out swimmingly.
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pro tip: if your government claims to have no money for children's heathcare but will eagerly waste millions on a gaudy military parade to stroke the fragile ego of a broken-inside president, you just might live in a shithole country
pro tip: if you can afford to blow $250 million on a losing campaign in Wisconsin, you can afford to pay a 90% top tax margin
the left: 'people are vulnerable, we should protect them.'
the right: 'people are vulnerable, we should exploit them.'
any questions?
look, I may not agree with everything our president says, but I will defend to the death his right to be impeached, removed from office, arrested, stripped of his wealth, tried for his crimes and thrown straight the fuck into prison