Jeff Tiedrich

imagine a country so furious about drag performers that it voted for polio

do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you

the people who told you to calm down about Roe are the same people telling you to calm down about Social Security, in case you hadn't noticed

weird how the guy born into obscene wealth, bailed out repeatedly, allowed to fail upwards forever until he fell ass-backwards into the presidency, and then was declared by the Supreme Court to be a Very Special Boy Who Can Crime Forever never stops whining about how everything is rigged against him

all you people who told us to calm down can go fuck yourselves

to recap:
— Trump was *for* the TikTok ban
— which the GOP Congress passed
— and the GOP Supreme Court upheld
— and even though Biden said he wouldn't enforce the ban, TikTok shut down anyway
— so that Trump could "save" it
— and the media fell for it
we really do live in the dumbest fucking country

the people who told us to calm down because Roe was settled law are the same people now telling us to calm down because the military would never open fire on Americans

from today's post —
go read the whole thing. link is here: bit.ly/4h7i06Z

live your life in such a way that the entire world doesn't burst out laughing when your rocket blows up

pretty weird how there's always billion dollars just lying around whenever ICE needs concentration camps but there's never any money when children need healthcare or a simple school lunch. oh well just one of those things I guess

here's today's post: "imbecile guts air safety, then demands to know why a plane crashed" — management-by-vendetta sure is working out swimmingly.
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imbecile guts air safety, then demands to know why a plane crashed

management-by-vendetta sure is working out swimmingly

pro tip: if your government claims to have no money for children's heathcare but will eagerly waste millions on a gaudy military parade to stroke the fragile ego of a broken-inside president, you just might live in a shithole country

here's today's post: "incompetent imbecile sabotages California’s water supply" — millions of gallons gone, for a pointless photo-op.
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incompetent imbecile sabotages California’s water supply

millions of gallons gone, for a pointless photo-op

from today's post —
link is here: bit.ly/4jio26l

from today's post —
please read the whole thing, thanks!
link is here: bit.ly/41irHtM

pro tip: if you can afford to blow $250 million on a losing campaign in Wisconsin, you can afford to pay a 90% top tax margin

I'm so old, I remember when Obama signing ONE executive order was tyranny

from today's post —
link is here: bit.ly/4gF7Qdr

because nothing says 'I'm innocent of all charges' more than 'please don't release the report on me'

here's today's post: "the January 6 rioters are about to get millions, and We the People can go fuck ourselves" — why do we even have laws, if some shithead gets to ignore them?
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the January 6 rioters are about to get millions, and We the People can go fuck ourselves

why do we even have laws, if some shithead gets to ignore them?

welcome to America, where the idea that kids should have food gets you labeled some kind of communist

the main thing you need to know about all these tariffs is that Donny's name is on every page of the Epstein Files

from today's post —
link is here: bit.ly/40HSX4w

the left: 'people are vulnerable, we should protect them.'
the right: 'people are vulnerable, we should exploit them.'
any questions?