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one of my favorite facts about the US coal industry is that it employs less people than Broadway

solar is so cool man. I climbed up on my shed roof last week and installed a panel to charge my yard tools and now I’m mowing my lawn with power I stole from a fucking star

oh man I can’t believe the Enhanced Games are actually happening lol. wow I wonder who would win between an insane person who has dedicated their entire adult life relentlessly training to become the most perfect athlete for their chosen sport and a guy who wanted to skip that part

Gabe Fernandez @thelatinochild.bsky.social

Hunter Armstrong, a non-juiced, "non-enhanced" athlete won the 50-meter backstroke at the Enhanced Games, beating two athletes who spent the last few months taking PEDs under stringent medical supervision. www.sfgate.com/sports/artic...

Ex-Cal swimmer doesn’t use steroids for Enhanced Games, wins race anyway

Not everyone took advantage of the PED permissions.

(in the seventh month of defending a candidate who has slowly revealed himself to be a werewolf) so actually I think most guys get worse under the full moon

the president loves stealing your money and giving it to pedophiles, folks. it’s like his favorite thing to do

amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social

Andrew Paul Johnson was arraigned in a Florida court in October on multiple charges, including molesting a child as young as 11 years old. Johnson dangled the prospect that one of the children could receive money bc...he was entitled to $10 million as part of reparations for his January 6 arrest.

Pardoned Capitol Rioter Tried to Hush Child Sex Victim With Promise of Jan. 6 Reparation Money, Police Say

Pardoned Capitol rioter Andrew Johnson tried to keep a child sex abuse victim quiet with claimed $10 million Jan. 6 reparations, police say.

found out you can borrow a button maker from the public library

Millennials: we have got to start talking up the Financial Crisis. The Greatest Generation dined out on the Great Depression for 80 years. If we’re not all out there talking about how we had to have five roommates and sell our plasma to buy ringtones I’m worried we’ll be missing our shot

I purchased a wacky inflatable tube man for a project and since taking receipt of the wacky inflatable tube man the wacky inflatable tube man company has accidentally shipped me a second wacky inflatable tube man. I just received a third shipping confirmation. I am concerned about this trajectory

there’s been a terrible accident down at the blowjob factory

I'm excited to announce that today we have filed to take Magic Beans, Inc. public. This is an important milestone for our team, our investors, and our customers. We expect to list in the coming weeks, hopefully before the general public discovers the Terrible True Cost of our beans.

too late guys, everyone younger than you is a communist now. you should have restrained capital like 1% more while you had the chance and then maybe this wouldn’t have happened

The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com

Rep. Tom Suozzi (D-N.Y.) and Rep. Adam Gray (D-Calif.) have launched what they hope will act as a rallying cry for centrists, declaring that “we are capitalist, not socialist.”

Centrist Democrats launch new pledge: ‘We are capitalist, not socialist’

A pair of Democratic House members who won Republican-held seats want others to sign a vow for moderate policies.

apropos of nothing, “if you tune your algorithm right you barely see nazi shit” is proof positive of a brain so cooked by twitter as to have completely lost the plot

Am I “unc?” I don’t know, is it “unc” to relish a sunset? Is it “unc” to see the world renewed in the peal of a child’s laughter? To stand still in the ebb of a river of time and grin at the rushing parr with the wisdom of eternity? To rhyme a wilting flower with the universe? Is that “unc?”

just from a pure layman’s perspective, the entire concept behind betting markets as an accurate predictor seems stupid as hell. what does the fact that 77% of degenerates were stupid enough to bet on something impossible tell me other than they’re really stupid and/or addicted to gambling

onion person @junlper.beer

prediction markets doing press and paying people to make society trust they’re accurate, then giving someone the trump admin has hailed as a “journalist” a paid sponsorship post to cast doubt on elections is horrifying. prediction markets need to be made illegal immediately

New York won a championship? well, how long could they realistically celebrate? surely they have a bedtime

cannot be overstated how stupid this guy is. they have to give him posters that say like “America LOVE Ballroom” with a picture of a big smiley face before every presser or else he falls asleep. he simply cannot comprehend any information that isn’t delivered in comparative pictograms

Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social

I guess we're really never getting the strait opened.

I think that even today the unlimited potential of the internet as a place for self-expression has not been fully appreciated. The community-building is a miracle. Though a lot of you do tend to gab about the specific stuff you jerk off to like 20-100x more than I'd personally feel comfortable doing

they bring the wife from Up back to life to reunite her with Carl and immediately shoot her in the head

IGN @ign.com

Longtime Woody actor Tom Hanks has said Toy Story 5 has "one of the most heartbreaking scenes" the Pixar movie franchise has seen in its 30-year history. https://bit.ly/4u0S4jb

do you think donald trump has ever worn a backpack

as the canonical “median bluesky user” I’m happy to announce that this is now a website for 39 year olds

Murderer says taking murderers’ knives away won’t help the average victim

NBC News @nbcnews.com

Amazon executive chair Jeff Bezos accuses U.S. politicians of villainizing the ultra-wealthy and using tax policy as a political wedge issue to distract from bigger challenges facing the country.

Jeff Bezos says raising taxes on the wealthy won’t help the average American

“What’s happening here is politicians are ... picking a villain and pointing fingers,” said the Amazon executive chair.

little girl at the park asked my wife if she had "evil in her heart"

just saw banksy clamber up there. get away from there banksy