ceej

“The Bluesky Experience™”

the thing about having actual principles is that when a politician I respect does some stupid shit I can just be like, “that sucks, knock it off” instead of inventing an imaginary world where I’m forced to defend stupid shit for procedural 4d chess reasons

gonna start talking like this to my boss

say what you will about the internet, but it’s undeniably the best way to find new stupid stuff to be insane about every day

“it should be illegal to buy sandwich meat”

(stumbling home late after I promised my wife I was only going out for “a couple” beers) there was uhhhh a cyclops

we are witnessing a company who thought they invented the ham sandwich realizing in real time that they sell ham, bread, and mustard at the grocery store

pretending you’re a pundit and not obviously addicted to arguing online is a pathetic way to use social media. social media is for posting toilet jokes and replying “hell yeah” to cool shit

woke is when you can eat salad without shitting your pants

“politically homeless” as in, struggling to decide which of my luxury homes should be my permanent address, not “politically homeless” as in I’m caught up in the endless cruelty of bipartisan encampment sweeps

Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social

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I understand that there’s danger in dehumanizing your political opponents but I don’t know what else you’d call this worldview other than “inhuman.” he has no empathy, no charity, no positive feelings towards his fellow human beings. he is an anti-humanist. a being incompatible with humanity

PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social

Miller: "It's not a coincidence that when you look at these violent Antifa demonstrations not one of the people that is demonstrating looks like a normal person. Not one looks normal. They're all deformed in some way in their appearance, in their dress, in their mannerism." #cdnpoli

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took the kids to an art museum today and it was so life-affirming. my five year old thought a bunch of the portraits were “about goblins”

this is the final straw for me and mr. rocket ships

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social

There's a reason Elon Musk rarely does interviews with real news outlets.

Elon Musk Melts Down Over Perfectly Normal Questions in Wild New Interview

"Maybe some people do loathe me. And that's probably true. I don't care," said Musk.

Reply to @ceej.online

“how do you defend bernie sanders’ latest comments on graham platner?” my brother there is simply no need. bernie’s wrong about this one. a politician is a tool, not a god

was reminded of the time I got into an argument with a stranger on facebook about daylight saving time whose sole position was that we should just constantly adjust working hours to whenever the sun goes up and down and when I looked at his profile it said his job was “MANAGER at PUSSY EATING”

someone could bring down this administration by getting trump and rfk jr in the same interview and asking if they agree they’re “pretty much in the same shape”

you can go to the big local music festival after an eight year hiatus and your back is going to feel fine. you don’t have to worry about wearing your special shoes or watching how much you drink, it’s fine. and there won’t be kids there saying “this festival started when I was nine.” it’s all fine

quitting my job to focus exclusively on breeding raccoons in even more exciting shapes. super long. a catdog type

I am so fucking tired of creating accounts

a parable against hardening your heart to suffering

just give shakira the world cup

bunch of guys who thought they were going to be amazon slowly finding out that if they're very lucky they might end up arby's