nattie winters

[defense wheels out a tv with their own ai of the victim] hey man, thanks for killing me

Bugs, Yappist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social

no he didn't that's not him what the fuck is wrong with you freaks

i remember white south africans being stupid and evil but maybe that’s just the mandela effect

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

the discover tab exists to punish you for posting good . like hey nice joke let’s put it up on the fridge in the black lodge

My mistake, you are correct! I generated the file, but I did not give you a download link — let me go get it for you [pretends to walk down stairs behind couch]

Ed Zitron @edzitron.com

This person is paying OpenAI two hundred dollars a month to have a chatbot gaslight them about making an excel spreadsheet

also worth reading the transcript of the first time hiv/aids was ever acknowledged by the reagan admin, via then-press secretary larry speakes

Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social

Every time some elected democrat sucks off Reagan, I think about Duane.

don’t meet your heros. i finally saw the critters from redwall irl and they don’t even talk. they’re just pissing and shitting everywhere.

doing an akira slide into the room on a horse, breaking all of its legs

🎵 life is like a hurricane /
here in duckburg /
flat beaks, quackers, budget cranes /
those are duck slurs 🎶

that just made it worse!!

i’m a thin-skinned libertarian cryptofascist who melts down at the slightest whiff of criticism from the user base of my website. time to add a ‘dislike post’ button and take a big sip of coffee,

We Used CRISPR To Create A Real Life Mr Bean. You Won’t Believe How Fast He Died Of Sepsis.

you aren’t hearing from the dems because they’re hard at work down in the crispr lab growing vats of 2028 candidates twice as racist and 3x as old as biden

got a korok infestation and now my apartment is full of puzzles. not even good ones, just dreck like a rock next to the toilet. they look at me when i solve them and i have to act like i had fun because my smart fridge is a mandatory reporter.

shut up about your material circumstances already, these graphs prove we let you eat cake

today marks the first time in american history where a car company has been allowed to dictate government policy if you ignore every other day since the invention of the automobile

the only place i want “discover feed” is in my trough!!

hey we’re gonna need you to come in for some unpaid overtime to shoot civilians and sleep in a dirty garage. there’s a bucket for shitting just bring it back when you’re done or it comes out of your pay.

they had a free pass to remold the country into an eternal christofascist dictatorship and promptly blew it because they thought a tiny perfect genius man lived inside the computer

i want it to always be the weekend, and i want bernie sanders to be president

[genie with one airpod in who got the job because his dad owns the magic lamp factory] weekend at bernie’s president, got it

dutch wasn’t originally all cutesy like “weer petten de leetel raabbet”, but they changed it so they could i’m-just-a-little-guy their way out of being in trouble for the east india company

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. We need to fix this before mom comes home.

hey so me and the other monsters were thinkin maybe you go to a different level. you already killed a lot of us. we’re grievin pretty bad.