nattie winters

Artist re-hired after AI turned out to be too expensive: I'm not sure any of these assets are usable

Former prompt engineer still making $400k who is now her manager: grateful artist crop top doesn't talk back big boob big ass trending on hinge goes to work slut-style is single and has child's face

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

[defense wheels out a tv with their own ai of the victim] hey man, thanks for killing me

Bugs, Yappist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social

no he didn't that's not him what the fuck is wrong with you freaks

the discover tab exists to punish you for posting good . like hey nice joke let’s put it up on the fridge in the black lodge

My mistake, you are correct! I generated the file, but I did not give you a download link — let me go get it for you [pretends to walk down stairs behind couch]

Ed Zitron @edzitron.com

This person is paying OpenAI two hundred dollars a month to have a chatbot gaslight them about making an excel spreadsheet

that just made it worse!!

don’t meet your heros. i finally saw the critters from redwall irl and they don’t even talk. they’re just pissing and shitting everywhere.

doing an akira slide into the room on a horse, breaking all of its legs

We Used CRISPR To Create A Real Life Mr Bean. You Won’t Believe How Fast He Died Of Sepsis.

it is october 2023. drake just tied michael jackson in #1 hits. he worked so hard. he is so happy. whatever lays ahead, his future is bright.

shut up about your material circumstances already, these graphs prove we let you eat cake

the internet is dying. in the 2000s it was a rich and vibrant place full of awful nerds who’d never read a book or listened to rap that came out after 36 chambers and they were all doing “turn rap lyrics into high literature” memes

also worth reading the transcript of the first time hiv/aids was ever acknowledged by the reagan admin, via then-press secretary larry speakes

Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social

Every time some elected democrat sucks off Reagan, I think about Duane.

🎵 life is like a hurricane /
here in duckburg /
flat beaks, quackers, budget cranes /
those are duck slurs 🎶

you aren’t hearing from the dems because they’re hard at work down in the crispr lab growing vats of 2028 candidates twice as racist and 3x as old as biden

they had a free pass to remold the country into an eternal christofascist dictatorship and promptly blew it because they thought a tiny perfect genius man lived inside the computer

dutch wasn’t originally all cutesy like “weer petten de leetel raabbet”, but they changed it so they could i’m-just-a-little-guy their way out of being in trouble for the east india company

i want it to always be the weekend, and i want bernie sanders to be president

[genie with one airpod in who got the job because his dad owns the magic lamp factory] weekend at bernie’s president, got it

i’m a thin-skinned libertarian cryptofascist who melts down at the slightest whiff of criticism from the user base of my website. time to add a ‘dislike post’ button and take a big sip of coffee,

hey we’re gonna need you to come in for some unpaid overtime to shoot civilians and sleep in a dirty garage. there’s a bucket for shitting just bring it back when you’re done or it comes out of your pay.

every day trans people wake up and suffer the humiliation of having to fight for our human rights under the banner of a flag that looks like we got it at babies-r-us

america is a failed country. no way to fix this but to break it up into dozens of smaller places with their own government, though we would need an overarching government managing the smaller ones to facilitate security, trade, and open borders between territories.

got a korok infestation and now my apartment is full of puzzles. not even good ones, just dreck like a rock next to the toilet. they look at me when i solve them and i have to act like i had fun because my smart fridge is a mandatory reporter.