Tim Heidecker

🚨Emergency Update 🚨 @theonion.com

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this is disgusting.

Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com

Homeland Security secretary Kristi Noem making content in front of the imprisoned men of El Salvador's notorious Terrorism Confinement Center mega-prison www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

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Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

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What a sad, sausage party of losers, con men and dupes. Bye bye!

Live from @theonion.com HQ.

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We go way back

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Do they speak English?

CNN @cnn.com

Driverless trucks are officially running their first regular long-haul routes, making roundtrips between Dallas and Houston. cnn.it/4iICfaW

we're so cooked. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQVY...

China Built a Ship Elevator to Cross Mountains

YouTube video by BeyondTheBuild

InfoWars chief Tim Heidecker talks to UNHINGED caller “AJ”. Check out theonion.info for this and more urgent news.

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These look really cool.

KTLA 5 @ktla.com

Snapchat bets on smart glasses as the future

Snapchat bets on smart glasses as the future

Snap is getting ready to launch new smart glasses later this year, and the company is positioning them as a major step beyond the smartphone. I recently spoke with Snap co-founder and CEO Evan Spie…

Im not joking i think we need to draft jon stewart to run against all this shit www.youtube.com/watch?v=utl2...

Jon Stewart Reworks Trump & Elon’s Sweeping DOGE Budget Cuts | The Daily Show

YouTube video by The Daily Show

youtu.be/Exu1SEZE9Ug

🚨HAPPENING NOW: Tim Heidecker Gives A Major Friday Night Update On The Future Of InfoWars

YouTube video by The Onion

ah, Rubio with literally the German rational for started WW1 - we must attack first because they will attack us if we attack them.

Joaquin Castro @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social

Secretary Rubio's remarks indicate that Israel put U.S. forces in harm's way by insisting on attacking Iran. And the administration was complicit—joining their war instead of talking them down. This is unacceptable of the President, and unacceptable of a country that calls itself our ally.

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How Comedy Became a Dystopian Imperial Hell World

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tonight i soundchecked Hollywood Nights with these three watching. wild! see you tomorrow.

Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social

There are still tickets available for the big L.A. wildfire relief benefit show at the United Theater on Broadway tomorrow night. Here I am at soundcheck with Paul Shaffer and Al Jardine - the lineup for this thing is absolutely INSANE. Hope to see you there!

i can't stop thinking of Uncle Baby Billy's line "he DOES like Menthol!" Righteous Gemstones is the greatest.

I'm like an empty bottle
Drained of everything left in my mind
Checking out life on the dark side
Riding down the road 'til the end of time

I'm like a broken lantern
Stuffed of everything good and light
Hanging 'round waiting for something
To pick me up or hang me dry

Fill Me Up Again...

looks like shit.

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co

First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776' • Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War • Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind • Has SAG voice actors

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oh wow i can't believe Trump lied about this wow.

The New York Times @nytimes.com

Breaking News: New video adds to evidence that a U.S. missile likely hit an Iranian school where 175 people, many of them children, were reportedly killed.

U.S. Tomahawk Hit Naval Base Beside Iranian School, Video Shows

The evidence contradicts President Trump’s claim that Iran was responsible for a strike at the school that killed 175 people, most of them children.

anyone else think this whole Dick Cheney death narrative is a little... off? ex-VPs just don't suddenly die. I have questions and so should you.

handsoff2025.com

Hands Off!

Donald Trump and Elon Musk think this country belongs to them. They're taking everything they can get their hands on and daring the world to stop them. On Saturday, April 5th, we're taking to the stre...

aka the Cool List

Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social

🚨Pam Bondi is ordering the FBI to “compile a list" of Americans who may be extremists, per signed memo leaked to me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...

LEAK: FBI List of “Extremists” Is Coming, Memo Reveals

Are you on Trump's naughty list?