Tim Heidecker

this is disgusting.

Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com

Homeland Security secretary Kristi Noem making content in front of the imprisoned men of El Salvador's notorious Terrorism Confinement Center mega-prison www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

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🚨Emergency Update 🚨 @theonion.com

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Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

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What a sad, sausage party of losers, con men and dupes. Bye bye!

Live from @theonion.com HQ.

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We go way back

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Do they speak English?

CNN @cnn.com

Driverless trucks are officially running their first regular long-haul routes, making roundtrips between Dallas and Houston. cnn.it/4iICfaW

InfoWars chief Tim Heidecker talks to UNHINGED caller “AJ”. Check out theonion.info for this and more urgent news.

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These look really cool.

KTLA 5 @ktla.com

Snapchat bets on smart glasses as the future

Snapchat bets on smart glasses as the future

Snap is getting ready to launch new smart glasses later this year, and the company is positioning them as a major step beyond the smartphone. I recently spoke with Snap co-founder and CEO Evan Spie…

we're so cooked. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQVY...

China Built a Ship Elevator to Cross Mountains

YouTube video by BeyondTheBuild

i can't stop thinking of Uncle Baby Billy's line "he DOES like Menthol!" Righteous Gemstones is the greatest.

tonight i soundchecked Hollywood Nights with these three watching. wild! see you tomorrow.

Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social

There are still tickets available for the big L.A. wildfire relief benefit show at the United Theater on Broadway tomorrow night. Here I am at soundcheck with Paul Shaffer and Al Jardine - the lineup for this thing is absolutely INSANE. Hope to see you there!

Im not joking i think we need to draft jon stewart to run against all this shit www.youtube.com/watch?v=utl2...

Jon Stewart Reworks Trump & Elon’s Sweeping DOGE Budget Cuts | The Daily Show

YouTube video by The Daily Show

looks like shit.

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co

First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776' • Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War • Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind • Has SAG voice actors

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Thank you for making me the richest man on Blue Sky! Your BluBucks have been pouring in!

Stand by Donald Trump is having very bad diarrhea.

youtu.be/Exu1SEZE9Ug

🚨HAPPENING NOW: Tim Heidecker Gives A Major Friday Night Update On The Future Of InfoWars

YouTube video by The Onion

anyone else think this whole Dick Cheney death narrative is a little... off? ex-VPs just don't suddenly die. I have questions and so should you.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_v3K...

How Comedy Became a Dystopian Imperial Hell World

YouTube video by The Elephant Graveyard

please keep "guys who are frightened to death of everything" in your thoughts this month. #triggeredbyflags

a Last Supper with the Very Good Band before our last show tomorrow night in Phoenix, AZ

Who gives a shit?

The New York Times @nytimes.com

Actors David Burtka and Neil Patrick Harris are passionate about parties. They describe themselves as a “mixed sobriety couple” and have built a reputation for hosting parties that are lively and inclusive — whether their guests drink or don’t.

How David Burtka and Neil Patrick Harris Include Everyone at the Party — No Booze Necessary

David Burtka and Neil Patrick Harris want to include everyone at the party. Burtka shares the couple’s tips to make both drinkers and non-drinkers feel celebrated.

I'm like an empty bottle
Drained of everything left in my mind
Checking out life on the dark side
Riding down the road 'til the end of time

I'm like a broken lantern
Stuffed of everything good and light
Hanging 'round waiting for something
To pick me up or hang me dry

Fill Me Up Again...