The Daily Show

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

Back on the grind tomorrow

Get in loser, we're tanking the economy

New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009

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Come on down to the White House Tesla Auto Mall!

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Mike Johnson doesn't know sh*t

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Iran: Weeks away from having nuclear weapons since 1995

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"Holy shit, did WE ever make the right decision" - The US Women's Hockey Team

We've got you 👍

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CNN: Stock market plummets
MSNBC: Stock market craters
Highlights for Children: Stock market down big
FOX News:

Fox News insists racism doesn't exist, unless a Black actor plays a white character

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Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!

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Jon asks why the GOP's "one is too many" logic applies only to immigrants and not mass shootings

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Jon Stewart asks: How many gun deaths is too many for the GOP?

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When the Nazi group chat ruins your talking points

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Democrats: How can we go viral?

(a pastor goes mega-viral for calling Trump a bigot to his face)

Democrats: What if Tim Kaine made a BLT on Instagram Live

Hey MTG! The Big Beautiful Bill isn't a book club pick; you can't just read the first seven pages and pretend you loved it

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They're lying!

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How to understand the stock market if you only watch Fox News

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This audience member might have just broken Jon #AfterTheCut

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A more innocent time, before the threat of penguins forced his hand

Pam Bondi is so transparent, you can see right through her

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11AM: How bad could the new administration be?

4PM: And Elon did that how many times?

No one out-pizzas the Hut