The Daily Show

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

Back on the grind tomorrow

Get in loser, we're tanking the economy

"Holy shit, did WE ever make the right decision" - The US Women's Hockey Team

New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009

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Come on down to the White House Tesla Auto Mall!

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Democrats: How can we go viral?

(a pastor goes mega-viral for calling Trump a bigot to his face)

Democrats: What if Tim Kaine made a BLT on Instagram Live

Mike Johnson doesn't know sh*t

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CNN: Stock market plummets
MSNBC: Stock market craters
Highlights for Children: Stock market down big
FOX News:

Hey MTG! The Big Beautiful Bill isn't a book club pick; you can't just read the first seven pages and pretend you loved it

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Iran: Weeks away from having nuclear weapons since 1995

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Fox News insists racism doesn't exist, unless a Black actor plays a white character

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11AM: How bad could the new administration be?

4PM: And Elon did that how many times?

A more innocent time, before the threat of penguins forced his hand

No one out-pizzas the Hut

We've got you 👍

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Now, more than ever

a man in a suit and tie is eating popcorn from a pink box

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is eating popcorn from a pink box

Jon Stewart asks: How many gun deaths is too many for the GOP?

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Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!

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Jon asks why the GOP's "one is too many" logic applies only to immigrants and not mass shootings

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When the Nazi group chat ruins your talking points

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This audience member might have just broken Jon #AfterTheCut

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Uh oh the Trump administration accidentally added us to their group chat