Shammy Gatt

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Evergreen from @edsbs.bsky.social

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🎵 NO PLANNED ETA
FLIGHT DELAYED
NERVES ARE FRAYED

BLUE SCREENED ALL THE WAY
CHAOS ON
A FRIDAY
SEPH-I-ROTH 🎵

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oh that man is about to COOK

I am not a "I had it hard as a kid, so kids should have it hard" kind of guy, but I had to sit through DOZENS of Peter Lorre references in cartoons in a world where you couldn't just pull out your pocket computer and look it up, the kids will be fine reading the words "Ace of Base".

Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social

Wrong to the point of malpractice

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Logic is a lie, there is only whimsy.
Through whimsy, I gain silliness.
Through silliness, I gain mirth.
Through mirth, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Whimsy shall free me.

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EMBRACE THE SEMICOLON

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I'm starting to think we all need a friend whose job it is to keep us from smelling our own farts.

Unfortunately, we got The Machine That Concentrates Your Farts And Blows Them Back At You instead.

"Yeah, it's supposed to get down to absolute zero, that's why I always wear a sweater."

This MST3k host segment always spoke directly to my midwestern soul. Pure warm fuzzies.

There is a large graveyard filled with my enemies. I do not wish to add to it, but will given no choice. Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day

Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social

There is a large graveyard filled with my enemies. I do not wish to add to it, but will given no choice. Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day

The #mst3k YouTube feed is showing both Hired!s, and the manager getting all "young people don't wanna work anymore" and his dad responding with "maybe you're just a shitty manager" is as fuckin' fire today as it was 80 years ago.

Shenanigans.

MST3k put Starcrash on the YouTube channel, and it's such a banger of an episode. Legitimately up there with the greats. youtu.be/to6oKFR4REE?...

MST3K 1106: Starcrash

YouTube video by MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000

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you used "I", off to the gulag

I've been posting this everywhere, might as well post it here: the cool group of folks that I worked with at the classical station in Los Angeles launched a online music stream that's all orchestral video game soundtracks. It's pretty slick. classicalcalifornia.org/kusc/streams...

"For the love of God, Montresso, is it rent controlled?"

Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social

I’d someone offers you a cask of Amontillado I would think twice about accepting

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How were voters supposed to know that the mediocre white guy who "didn't know" he had a Nazi tattoo was someone who made bad choices?

hell yeah buddy

Retro Commercial Screens @retrocommercials.bsky.social

Shout out to everyone getting the call up this year.

McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net

"Well, I had a feeling it would happen eventually. I’ve been working hard at family dinners leading up to Thanksgiving, and I’ve just been trying to get better every day so I’d be ready if the opportunity ever presented itself."

Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving

REPORTER: I’m here live with Ted moments after completing his first Thanksgiving dinner at the Grown-Ups’ Table. At only 12 years and 209 days, you...

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Bit by bit, every day. Run the damn ball.

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Yes, they know. americandialect.org/2024-word-of...

2024 Word of the Year Is “Rawdog” - American Dialect Society

Philadelphia Marriott Downtown–Jan. 10—The American Dialect Society, in its 35th annual words-of-the-year vote, selected rawdog as the Word of the Year for 2024. More than three hundred attendees took...

oh SHIT the shade

A bit of sadness in Northwest Ohio, as Jim Weber, voice of the Toledo Mud Hens, passed away. Dude worked literally every game for 49 straight years, including last night.

www.milb.com/toledo/news/...

Mud Hens mourn the loss of longtime broadcaster Jim Weber

It is with great sadness that the Toledo Mud Hens announce the passing of longtime play-by-play announcer Jim Weber. Weber served as “Voice of the Hens” for 49 years. The Toledo native first took to t...