Shammy Gatt

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oh that man is about to COOK

nothing was more hilarious than opening this video, seeing a crowd full of sad 1%ers, and hearing "WHAT'S COOLER THAN COOL? ICE COLD! ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT"

🐊 @kyssimmee.com

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI8h... please please please i need you to watch this with me

WATCH LIVE: Andrew Cuomo election night watch party

YouTube video by PBS NewsHour

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shit that's the murderer from too many cooks LOOK WHAT THEY DID

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Space RPG: Mankind will always push itself towards the furthest horizon. Please kill 10 moon crabs for 10 credits.

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In URL Eyes

Vincent is being a needy little shit today. Couldn't even come downstairs without getting mobbed for attention.

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that's right, eat shit Joann's.

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Evergreen from @edsbs.bsky.social

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EMBRACE THE SEMICOLON

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Kids these days don't know squat about zoning out watching visualisers on Winamp while listening to Aphex Twin.

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to be fair, he was also under investigation for insider trading

so, y'know, it could have been that

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Whammagedon doesn't start until December 1st. Consider this the tutorial level.

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Of course Excel isn't feminist. You give Excel some information and it just ASSUMES it's a date, that's classic bro behavior.

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It's incredibly easy to avoid it. You just... don't do it.

Shout out to everyone getting the call up this year.

McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net

"Well, I had a feeling it would happen eventually. I’ve been working hard at family dinners leading up to Thanksgiving, and I’ve just been trying to get better every day so I’d be ready if the opportunity ever presented itself."

Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving

REPORTER: I’m here live with Ted moments after completing his first Thanksgiving dinner at the Grown-Ups’ Table. At only 12 years and 209 days, you...

There is a large graveyard filled with my enemies. I do not wish to add to it, but will given no choice. Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day

Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social

There is a large graveyard filled with my enemies. I do not wish to add to it, but will given no choice. Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day

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I'm starting to think we all need a friend whose job it is to keep us from smelling our own farts.

Unfortunately, we got The Machine That Concentrates Your Farts And Blows Them Back At You instead.

this is weirdly beautiful

"Yeah, it's supposed to get down to absolute zero, that's why I always wear a sweater."

This MST3k host segment always spoke directly to my midwestern soul. Pure warm fuzzies.

I am not a "I had it hard as a kid, so kids should have it hard" kind of guy, but I had to sit through DOZENS of Peter Lorre references in cartoons in a world where you couldn't just pull out your pocket computer and look it up, the kids will be fine reading the words "Ace of Base".

Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social

Wrong to the point of malpractice

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Grief is grief, whether a death, or a break up, or even losing a beloved piece of media.

Which... whew, that kinda explains a lot of shit I wasn't thinking about when I started to type this w/r/t fandoms.

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We had back to back disasters (collapsed cheesecake and a dropped cream pie), but we don't let fourth quarter turnovers shake us in this house. I went for replacement ingredients while she worked on rolls, and now a second cheesecake is already out of the oven and cooling in the spring form.

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There's a part of me that wants to see the rest of the meme and wonder if they're trying to equate The Party of Billionaires with "The Resistance".

And there's another part of me that knows it's dumb because, c'mon, no one watched Divergent.