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She put down on my first car so I could drive home after shows instead of sleeping in bus stations. I took the car and just drove to shows further away….and slept in the car 😂😂😂. Not what she intended. But it was worth it.
Fck a Louvre. Hang this in my mama’s house. New Special streaming now @Hulu3,404 270Jan 17, 2025 -
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A conversation I had a while back with President Obama and other fathers about the importance of men being there for younger men. To end up with the book years later about those types of "fathers' in my life is kind of surreal. #TheManOfManyFathers
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So apparently in my new hour special when it gets to the part about me being invited to a sex party, an ad for erection pills pops up on the screen.😂The machines are listening. #LonelyFlowers streaming now on @Hulu
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Whoever pulled the trigger on the decision around Amber WHCD knew to do it on a damn Saturday morning fully knowing we tape on Friday nights and wouldn't be able to talk about this week. New @HignfyUS up now on @StreamOnMax w/ Guest Sam Seder & Sam Jay.
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Knicks fans, celebrate ya chip with hats & jerseys but please wait for "post-championship clarity" before buying anything crazy. I own a Chicago Cubs commemorative championship light-up Wrigley Field baseball table? Da fuq for?!😂
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I just got this job. We ain’t been on but 10 episode, and you talkin bout drinking?! No sir. 😂😂
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This is how they be talking to you in the pawn shop after offering you $40 for your PS5
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He played one muhfugga, anoher muhfugga and then a vampire version of THAT muhfugga. THATS TWO AND A HALF MUFUGGAS!! and he ain’t get no trophy?!
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If you on the run y’all should know by now them McDonalds employees gone snitch. This ain’t the first manhunt to end at a McDonalds. Not sure how many of you recall the Facebook Shooter
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I can no longer mention the astronauts when I sign off of my show on CNN, but don’t worry everyone there’s a new group of people trapped. As the saying goes, when one demon portal closes another death portal opens up…
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Do big & tall stores fall under DEI? Or are they safe.
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I’m back.
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It’s Official! ‘Have I Got News For You’ is back in 2025 for another run!! Stream the existing 10eps on Max
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See you this fall for Season 3. On CNN and HBOMax, formerly Max, Formerly HBOMax formerly HBOGo formerly HBO.
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Bigger question, how the vampires gone come in the juke joint because SHE said so? Her name ain’t even on the lease.
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An oldie but goodie but worth telling over here too.
For Father’s Day, I’d like to tell the story about the worst line-up a barber ever gave me. To understand how it happened, you have to 1st understand the respect people in Birmingham had for my father. Thread...498 63Jun 16, 2025 -
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They started calling king-sized candy bars, "share size", to make us feel less greedy. Man please. even if I had a friend with me, they grown. Get ya own fcking candy bar. I aint sharing SHIT. Just go ahead and call ‘Share Size’ what it is “Greedy Bitch” because that’s what I am.
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