Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

CHUCK D: on stage, rapping calmly

FLAVOR FLAV:

Knicks fans, celebrate ya chip with hats & jerseys but please wait for "post-championship clarity" before buying anything crazy. I own a Chicago Cubs commemorative championship light-up Wrigley Field baseball table? Da fuq for?!😂

So apparently in my new hour special when it gets to the part about me being invited to a sex party, an ad for erection pills pops up on the screen.😂The machines are listening. #LonelyFlowers streaming now on @Hulu

Streaming now

I’m back.

Mr bad Dr. Fineburg, I wasn’t familiar with your game.

Whoever pulled the trigger on the decision around Amber WHCD knew to do it on a damn Saturday morning fully knowing we tape on Friday nights and wouldn't be able to talk about this week. New @HignfyUS up now on @StreamOnMax w/ Guest Sam Seder & Sam Jay.

This is how they be talking to you in the pawn shop after offering you $40 for your PS5

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A conversation I had a while back with President Obama and other fathers about the importance of men being there for younger men. To end up with the book years later about those types of "fathers' in my life is kind of surreal. #TheManOfManyFathers

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I just got this job. We ain’t been on but 10 episode, and you talkin bout drinking?! No sir. 😂😂

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social

“The last Black man to drink on this network got fired” - Roy Wood Jr on #CNNNYE

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Do big & tall stores fall under DEI? Or are they safe.

My bad @mapquest.com I wasn’t familiar with your game.

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I can no longer mention the astronauts when I sign off of my show on CNN, but don’t worry everyone there’s a new group of people trapped. As the saying goes, when one demon portal closes another death portal opens up…

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social

For 15 straight eps of @hignfyus I tried to bring attention to the stranded astronauts.

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It’s Official! ‘Have I Got News For You’ is back in 2025 for another run!! Stream the existing 10eps on Max

See you this fall for Season 3. On CNN and HBOMax, formerly Max, Formerly HBOMax formerly HBOGo formerly HBO.

Seasoned vet that brings leadership to the oven on Thanksgiving? Or put him on waivers to make space for a new pan?

He played one muhfugga, anoher muhfugga and then a vampire version of THAT muhfugga. THATS TWO AND A HALF MUFUGGAS!! and he ain’t get no trophy?!

Cut grass all summer (with a grass allergy)to save up for the '95 Sammy Sosa alt Jersey and a Casio Indiglo watch to rock the first day of school. Then ran it back for senior portraits. #OpeningDay

If you on the run y’all should know by now them McDonalds employees gone snitch. This ain’t the first manhunt to end at a McDonalds. Not sure how many of you recall the Facebook Shooter

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Worldwide Premiere. Jan 17. Hulu
#LonelyFlowers

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My new comedy special. ‘Lonely Flowers’ premieres Jan 17th only on
Hulu

Bigger question, how the vampires gone come in the juke joint because SHE said so? Her name ain’t even on the lease.

Waved at somebody who waving at somebody behind me, now I’m standing here trying to think of a way to take my wave back.