do you use baby talk with animals or do you respect all creatures as noble
if I could do it all over again I wouldnt . it was hard
rabbits arent real theyre like furbies or pikachu
"the airship is exploding with you inside"
"I roll acrobatics"
"I dont think that will--"
trying not to be a huge diva but realizing I cant bc Im a huge diva
hisses, bites you
what if this technology fell into the wrong hands . like the hands that currently have all the other technology
listen you bitch . I dont care its your birthday Ive got some problems with you, america
scholarships for thirty year olds who arent going to college they just need some money
I am not mad. do not post on hackernews that I am mad. my new project, UNLIKE RUST, is GOOD
lets figure out the world together
everybody lets focus our powers
hi sorry Im late. I didnt want to be here
when my life is hard I just remember its bc Im satans strongest soldier
[doing something that will not fix me] maybe this will fix me
age regressing to thirty years old
I am thinking about you alot
french kissing is so cool its like lets lick each others tongues and suck on them a bit
hi if you dont know me Ive never given up. Ive never given in. Ive never quit Ive never stopped Ive always won
leaving threatening voicemails to myself
spending some time this morning thinking about the ultimate lifeform a blessed fusion of steel and flesh
[surveying the damaged landscape] a lot of posters got drunk last night
wtf why is my house so dirty. who did this
I dont want to be called sir or maam I want to be called babe and beautiful
girlfriend who only texts you three or four times a year