do you use baby talk with animals or do you respect all creatures as noble
"the airship is exploding with you inside"
"I roll acrobatics"
"I dont think that will--"
trying not to be a huge diva but realizing I cant bc Im a huge diva
I am not mad. do not post on hackernews that I am mad. my new project, UNLIKE RUST, is GOOD
everybody lets focus our powers
lets figure out the world together
when my life is hard I just remember its bc Im satans strongest soldier
[doing something that will not fix me] maybe this will fix me
hi if you dont know me Ive never given up. Ive never given in. Ive never quit Ive never stopped Ive always won
leaving threatening voicemails to myself
going on strike at my paid protestor gig
sit in the circle and hit this
it is your responsibility to do irresponsible things
[receiving the slightest reprimand] ok. you want me dead
I saw a little deer today covered with spots and eating grass in the dewey fog after a storm
dna is not in charge of me . I am in charge here
are we boys now?
going outside and taking deep breaths of smoke
[crashing out] I am not crashing out
[making bad decisions] why is this happening to me
loading bars should be illegal as a form of lying. programs should tell me exactly what the fuck they are doing at all times
my brain makes ten million chemicals per second
history has proven that web comic artists are all pure evil
did a bunch of lyric posting last night please please forgive me