favs.blue
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    if you close and immediately reopen the same app your phone should discharge a powerful electric shock

    292 67
    Mar 2, 2026
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    "where do we go after discord" nowhere. this was a mistake. good bye

    346 63
    Feb 9, 2026
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    share to save them ignore and they perish

    122 54
    Sep 20, 2025
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    please dont post serious answers in my replies. I already know everything

    223 54
    Aug 23, 2025
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    writing code can make you a good programmer . deleting code is what makes you a great programmer

    457 41
    Jun 6, 2026
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    turn the plane around . I forgot my 3ds charger

    187 40
    Jan 21, 2026
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    my friend has new kittens

    505 39
    Nov 23, 2025
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    Im sorry for liking your post. I didnt mean to bother you

    186 33
    Aug 31, 2025
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    incredible . all of america is now gay

    249 32
    Sep 12, 2025
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    I dont know what your post means but that wont stop me from liking it

    152 31
    Oct 8, 2025
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    please dont let a website matter to you

    206 31
    Oct 3, 2025
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    once you see a boob thats it. its over

    150 30
    Sep 8, 2025
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    "if bluesky wants to survive it needs to... " have you considered bluesky does not want to survive. have you considered that bluesky wants to live, free, wild ,temporary like us all, lost to eternity in a blaze of glory

    148 29
    Dec 15, 2025
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    if your soul is good street cats will befriend you

    129 29
    Oct 3, 2025
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    surprising my doctor by revealing my second health bar

    198 29
    Sep 22, 2025
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    👏let👏cashiers👏sit👏

    136 28
    Mar 4, 2026
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    millions of titties go unsucked every night

    114 28
    Mar 1, 2026
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    somebody already commented my funny reply. fuck this app

    129 28
    Aug 5, 2025
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    Im sorry I have a really bad case of I dont want to do that

    108 27
    Apr 22, 2026
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    "actually llms think a lot like humans do" ok maybe the way you do. my thoughts are clandestinely beamed to me from a radiant celestial residing in worlds beyond imagination. does your program do that

    188 27
    Aug 28, 2025
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    my doctors note says I dont have to watch ads

    103 26
    Aug 22, 2025
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    bear with me? no I came alone

    136 23
    Aug 27, 2025
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    big tech should invent stuff we actually want like double jump and wave dashing

    141 22
    Mar 5, 2026
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    waking up to the mandate of heaven

    250 22
    Oct 9, 2025
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    hey future historians reading this! no we dont know wtf is going on either. sorry

    129 22
    Sep 17, 2025