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“I told you if you hold on to clothes long enough they come back in fashion”
From the new Private Eye, out now.14,093 3,085Feb 6, 2025 -
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“New technologies will come along to save the environment.” What they said versus where we are:
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.5,292 1,708Jan 8, 2026 -
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Minority representation on TV causes outrage
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.2,695 1,214Oct 29, 2025 -
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Are Private Eye jokes now... criminal?
PALESTINE Solidarity campaigner Jon Farley was arrested during a silent march in Leeds last weekend. What egregious act had prompted the police to act? He was, er, carrying a Private Eye joke piece as a placard!
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“Mum, Dad... I’m a homo sapien”
From the Private Eye archive.
Issue 865, Feb 1995.4,541 607Nov 23, 2025 -
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A mob of angry drunken men screaming abuse outside an asylum hotel have defended their actions, saying all they want is for women and girls to feel safe walking the streets.
From the new Private Eye, out now.1,864 603Sep 5, 2025 -
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Number crunching: Hike in water bills for Southern Water customers v CEO salary.
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.971 485Jan 13, 2025 -
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𝟏𝟎𝟎 𝖄𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖘 𝕬𝖌𝖔…
The Eye delved into Christopher Harborne's background - his dual identity, his cryptocurrency connections, his enormous political donations - long before his undeclared £5 million personal gift to Nigel Farage.
From the Private Eye archive.
Issue 1511, December 2019.795 454May 10, 2026 -
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“If I said I was wearing a Palestine Action T-shirt would you get here quicker?”
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.1,116 391Aug 20, 2025 -
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“So we asked ourselves: how could we make the common bicycle heavier, more dangerous and, ultimately, reliant on electricity”
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.1,936 337Nov 12, 2025 -
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Dubai’s top British influencers have been fulsome in their praise for the UAE Government as the Iran war continues.
Speaking from jail, one said, “They quite rightly locked me up for tweeting a video of a drone blowing up my apartment.”
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.993 330Apr 2, 2026 -
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Number crunching: Telegraph editorial columns in December highlighting ‘the unreliability of social media’ v corrections the Telegraph has had to publish so far this year due to inaccurate reporting
From the new Private Eye, out now.859 330Dec 27, 2025 -
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Exclusive to all right-wing papers: It’s clear that Andy Burnham has been a complete failure as Prime Minister, although he hasn’t technically taken up the role yet.
From the new Private Eye, out now.1,001 324Jun 25, 2026 -
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Adolescence. Will these dangerous teenage boys all end up in cells?
The new Private Eye is out now992 316Apr 2, 2025 -
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Tees Valley mayor Lord (Ben) Houchen promised renewal. Instead, Britain’s biggest regeneration project has turned into a taxpayer-funded scandal - enriching a few local businessmen while leaving public bodies on the brink.
Watch the latest episode of Page 94, The Private Eye Podcast, on YouTube.594 312Nov 8, 2025 -
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Number crunching: “Reform is now the party of workers”
From the new Private Eye, out now.711 301Jul 9, 2026 -
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Trump Attacks Iran. How Operation Epic Fury unfolded…
The new Private Eye is out now.777 297Mar 4, 2026 -
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PRIVATE EYE NAMED IN EPSTEIN FILES
In the latest files related to the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein released by the US Justice Department, the Eye is denounced as “an absolute rag of a publication” by Epstein’s then lawyer, Paul Tweed…
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“Now, before we formally select you as a Reform candidate, is there anything else we should know?”
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Number crunching: Ticketmaster’s donation to Music Venues Trust v compensation package of Ticketmaster CEO Michael Rapino
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.673 280Jan 27, 2025 -
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