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“I told you if you hold on to clothes long enough they come back in fashion”
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“New technologies will come along to save the environment.” What they said versus where we are:
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“Mum, Dad... I’m a homo sapien”
From the Private Eye archive.
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Minority representation on TV causes outrage
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A reader writes…
“The last time I made a submission to Private Eye was in 1968, when I was 15 years old. I received this wonderful response which I still treasure:”
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“So we asked ourselves: how could we make the common bicycle heavier, more dangerous and, ultimately, reliant on electricity”
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A mob of angry drunken men screaming abuse outside an asylum hotel have defended their actions, saying all they want is for women and girls to feel safe walking the streets.
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When Tony Slattery passed away in January, obituaries in The Telegraph and The Times recalled a cartoon that hung in the bathroom of his London home...
We've rummaged through the Eye archives and found it. From issue 838, January 1994.
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Are Private Eye jokes now... criminal?
PALESTINE Solidarity campaigner Jon Farley was arrested during a silent march in Leeds last weekend. What egregious act had prompted the police to act? He was, er, carrying a Private Eye joke piece as a placard!
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“That’s the weird kid I was telling you about”
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“If I said I was wearing a Palestine Action T-shirt would you get here quicker?”
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PRIVATE EYE NAMED IN EPSTEIN FILES
In the latest files related to the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein released by the US Justice Department, the Eye is denounced as “an absolute rag of a publication” by Epstein’s then lawyer, Paul Tweed…
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Exclusive to all right-wing papers: It’s clear that Andy Burnham has been a complete failure as Prime Minister, although he hasn’t technically taken up the role yet.
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Dubai’s top British influencers have been fulsome in their praise for the UAE Government as the Iran war continues.
Speaking from jail, one said, “They quite rightly locked me up for tweeting a video of a drone blowing up my apartment.”
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Adolescence. Will these dangerous teenage boys all end up in cells?
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Number crunching: Hike in water bills for Southern Water customers v CEO salary.
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L: Private Eye front cover, yesterday.
R: News headline, today.
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