November Kelly

DOMME: so how come you’re wearing a collar if you don’t have an owner
ME: do you know what a ‘ronin’ is

old ads used to be so cool. baffling lie. four kinds of typesetting. ends in a demand

FRANCE: we're fancy
WORLD: ok
FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch
WORLD:
FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife

I got Forza 5 on the Playstation and my wife has been stealing it from me because she enjoys it so much. I walk into the living room this morning and see this

PRESENTING THE TBOY WRESTLING PHOTO ESSAY: 436 PHOTOS OF TRANS PEOPLE WRESTLING EACH OTHER

www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/7npdb...

seems a little insensitive

living in Britain is so funny because there’s three easy things you can do that will set a decent part of the population to driving you out of public life and openly fantasising about murdering you and they are
- be an ethnic minority
- be transgender
- ride a bicycle

This fucking court won’t let ANYTHING self-identify

oomf who is a librarian had to take down the David Walliams poster at work today and said it felt like pulling down the big Saddam Hussein statue in Baghdad in 2003

presenting: the mine for when you want to kill every member of weezer in a 60 degree arc within a distance of 50 to 100 metres

the arc of American history is long but it bends, confusingly, towards Donald Trump getting shot and killed for being a pedophile by a guy who voted for him to stop the pedophiles and who is, himself, a pedophile

JOHN WICK: [shoots fifty dudes]
WINSTON: jonathan you’re expelliarmus. I have no choice but to instigato you to the syndicaticus
HOT LADY: thats right
[she tries to kill John Wick]

just discovered that the photo of the beautiful French trans woman which first planted the seed that I could be one, and which is blessedly still the first wikipedia illustration for ‘trans woman,’ is now 21 years old ow ow ow ow ough ow

it’s way dumber than that

Starmer refusing to resign is a little like being left in a room with a glass of whisky, a service revolver and one bullet to do the honourable thing and when they come back being like hey guys I got really good at russian roulette while you were gone

exciting news: there’s a profile of me out in The Needle by @marleywrites.bsky.social if you want to find out why I’m like this

theneedlenews.com/2026/05/nove...

November Reign

“I’m trans in part because I believe in the hope of a better future. It’s why I do this. It’s why I do anything.”

that’s great, man. that’s wonderful. thanks (Russell T Davies on his new series in the Guardian)

threw me under the bus in the time between me recording a podcast where I say ‘he used to be slightly woker on trans rights, but we’ll see how long that lasts’ and us editing and releasing it

Stats for Lefties 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @leftiestats.bsky.social

🚨BREAKING | Burnham has abandoned his support for trans rights in his latest u-turn, backing EHRC guidance and the 2025 Supreme Court ruling. At a campaign launch, he said: "The time has come to take the Supreme Court ruling and the guidance and implement it" (Via @Telegraph) x.com/LeftieStats/...

updating my analysis

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com

Trump says that Iran "has to have" ballistic missiles, adding "what am I going to do? Am I going to let Saudi Arabia have missiles but they can't have them?"

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I learned a lot more about America when I saw this image

I love Sony because they’ll make the most beautiful, functional digital camera you’ve ever seen and name it like this verytallbart bit

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NASA staff putting one of the Tesla ‘I bought this before I knew he was a Nazi’ stickers on a Saturn V

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LAURENCE FISHBURNE: im the king of all of the rats. every hobo works for me. i’m hobo god. I run hobo new york. now you come to me for hobo favours
JOHN WICK: [nods]
LAURENCE FISHBURNE: [laughs uproariously]