November Kelly

old ads used to be so cool. baffling lie. four kinds of typesetting. ends in a demand

FRANCE: we're fancy
WORLD: ok
FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch
WORLD:
FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife

I got Forza 5 on the Playstation and my wife has been stealing it from me because she enjoys it so much. I walk into the living room this morning and see this

DOMME: so how come you’re wearing a collar if you don’t have an owner
ME: do you know what a ‘ronin’ is

seems a little insensitive

just discovered that the photo of the beautiful French trans woman which first planted the seed that I could be one, and which is blessedly still the first wikipedia illustration for ‘trans woman,’ is now 21 years old ow ow ow ow ough ow

living in Britain is so funny because there’s three easy things you can do that will set a decent part of the population to driving you out of public life and openly fantasising about murdering you and they are
- be an ethnic minority
- be transgender
- ride a bicycle

This fucking court won’t let ANYTHING self-identify

PRESENTING THE TBOY WRESTLING PHOTO ESSAY: 436 PHOTOS OF TRANS PEOPLE WRESTLING EACH OTHER

www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/7npdb...

oomf who is a librarian had to take down the David Walliams poster at work today and said it felt like pulling down the big Saddam Hussein statue in Baghdad in 2003

Starmer refusing to resign is a little like being left in a room with a glass of whisky, a service revolver and one bullet to do the honourable thing and when they come back being like hey guys I got really good at russian roulette while you were gone

presenting: the mine for when you want to kill every member of weezer in a 60 degree arc within a distance of 50 to 100 metres

that’s great, man. that’s wonderful. thanks (Russell T Davies on his new series in the Guardian)

JOHN WICK: [shoots fifty dudes]
WINSTON: jonathan you’re expelliarmus. I have no choice but to instigato you to the syndicaticus
HOT LADY: thats right
[she tries to kill John Wick]

you know, I could just start posting on here

the arc of American history is long but it bends, confusingly, towards Donald Trump getting shot and killed for being a pedophile by a guy who voted for him to stop the pedophiles and who is, himself, a pedophile

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I literally went ‘whoa that FUCKS’ out loud and it was completely fine because there was no-one younger than 35 in the store

exciting news: there’s a profile of me out in The Needle by @marleywrites.bsky.social if you want to find out why I’m like this

theneedlenews.com/2026/05/nove...

November Reign

“I’m trans in part because I believe in the hope of a better future. It’s why I do this. It’s why I do anything.”

I beg your pardon

@hoomiku.bsky.social

@postoctobrist.bsky.social So someone in a server I'm in linked this... you now have an asteroid named for you, it seems.

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profound act of wishful thinking to write a drama tackling our Woke vs Chud times and imagine TERFs as anything other than irredeemably and proudly chud

updating my analysis

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com

Trump says that Iran "has to have" ballistic missiles, adding "what am I going to do? Am I going to let Saudi Arabia have missiles but they can't have them?"

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old, old friend of mine - my big brother, really - just died. peacefully but suddenly and unexpectedly, and at no age for it. we had fallen out of touch years ago, not even for any reason except entropy. so take this as a warning about staying in contact with the people you care about

watching ‘Executive Decision’ and losing it at this one inexplicable BD Wong expression

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