Larry the Cat

UK: Brexit is the biggest act of economic self harm any country will ever perform
USA: Hold my beer...

Merry Christmas.
Cartoon by the wonderful Liz Climo

If you know, you know

"I have accepted Keir Starmer's resignation as my chief servant and have invited Andy Burnham to lay out details for how many meals a day he'll give me"

Anthony Head was an Ambassador for Battersea Dogs and Cats home for more than two decades. Thanks for everything Tony x

That's funny, I could have sworn he said something about not needing Royal Navy vessels because the war was already won.
You broke it Don, you fix it.

Does he even own a suit?

If you're wondering why so many right wing individuals are saying hateful things about the late Pope, the reason is simple: he told them that they should care about other people.

Ahead of England v Norway in the World Cup, enjoy this classic from my old pal Patrick Kidd in The Times

Happy 100th Birthday to Sir David Attenborough

Thank you for being a friend to all animals and for helping the world to cherish us x

CAT ADVISORY: Temperatures in the UK could drop to -10c tonight. All cats should IMMEDIATELY find the warmest spot in the house and stay there. Tell humans to bring you snacks and to keep the second warmest spot free in case you want a change of scenery.

CAT ADVISORY: With temperatures remaining uncomfortably low and #StormBert on its way it's important that you find the warmest spot in the house and stay there. Tell your humans to keep the second warmest spot free in case you want a change of scenery.

15 years ago today I arrived on Downing Street in a cage.
I've seen off Cameron, May, Johnson, Truss and Sunak and I'm still going strong.
Only two Prime Ministers have ever done longer stints here: William Pitt the Younger and Sir Robert Walpole.
Bill and Bob - I'm coming for you...
(Photos AP)

"My message to the people of the UK is that I'll train the new guy but you're going to have to stick with one of them eventually."

It turns out that Farage was right; foreigners were coming for his job.

Translation:
"I started something I can't finish and broke something I can't fix so I'm going to walk away and pretend it's your fault"

"Do you even own a black suit?"

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree.
Ate it.

Horrible migrants are killing Europe, says horrible migrant arriving in Europe

Today we celebrate Boxing Day in the UK, so named because cats spend the day exploring empty boxes discarded from Christmas Day*

*This may not be true

a cat is laying in a box that says 4gifs.com on it

ALT: a cat is laying in a box that says 4gifs.com on it

Wishing all of my friends in the United States a happy Independence Day. Only took you 249 years to go back to having a King... 🇺🇸

If rumours are to be believed I'll be living with a seventh different Prime Minister shortly. If it carries on like this I'm going to stop making the effort to learn their names.

In this remarkable image of white supremicists on a subway train in Washington I see cowards afraid to show their faces and a strong woman who shouldn't have to put up with this shit.
(Photo: Cheney Orr - Reuters)

When Trump dies and people celebrate that fact, show this to anyone who complains.