Larry the Cat

Merry Christmas.
Cartoon by the wonderful Liz Climo

UK: Brexit is the biggest act of economic self harm any country will ever perform
USA: Hold my beer...

Anthony Head was an Ambassador for Battersea Dogs and Cats home for more than two decades. Thanks for everything Tony x

CAT ADVISORY: With temperatures remaining uncomfortably low and #StormBert on its way it's important that you find the warmest spot in the house and stay there. Tell your humans to keep the second warmest spot free in case you want a change of scenery.

"I have accepted Keir Starmer's resignation as my chief servant and have invited Andy Burnham to lay out details for how many meals a day he'll give me"

If you know, you know

CAT ADVISORY: Temperatures in the UK could drop to -10c tonight. All cats should IMMEDIATELY find the warmest spot in the house and stay there. Tell humans to bring you snacks and to keep the second warmest spot free in case you want a change of scenery.

Happy 100th Birthday to Sir David Attenborough

Thank you for being a friend to all animals and for helping the world to cherish us x

Does he even own a suit?

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree.
Ate it.

If you're wondering why so many right wing individuals are saying hateful things about the late Pope, the reason is simple: he told them that they should care about other people.

15 years ago today I arrived on Downing Street in a cage.
I've seen off Cameron, May, Johnson, Truss and Sunak and I'm still going strong.
Only two Prime Ministers have ever done longer stints here: William Pitt the Younger and Sir Robert Walpole.
Bill and Bob - I'm coming for you...
(Photos AP)

That's funny, I could have sworn he said something about not needing Royal Navy vessels because the war was already won.
You broke it Don, you fix it.

I may not always love you
But long as there are stars above you
You never need to doubt it
I'll make you so sure about it...

Today we celebrate Boxing Day in the UK, so named because cats spend the day exploring empty boxes discarded from Christmas Day*

*This may not be true

a cat is laying in a box that says 4gifs.com on it

ALT: a cat is laying in a box that says 4gifs.com on it

Your flexible friend
(Photo @pjrfoto.bsky.social)

I see Robert Kennedy's campaign to make America healthy again by ridding it of the poison of fast food is off to a good start...
Also, how cold must that food be and why do they have cutlery on their trays?

“The game's afoot: follow your spirit, and upon this charge, cry ‘God for Harry, England, and Saint George!’”
Wishing all my followers a very happy Saint George’s Day x

Every doorstep should have a cat on it.
(Pic LightHackers)

"Do you even own a black suit?"

Ahead of England v Norway in the World Cup, enjoy this classic from my old pal Patrick Kidd in The Times

It turns out that Farage was right; foreigners were coming for his job.

Wishing all my friends in Scotland and those celebrating around the world a very happy St Andrew’s Day 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

If rumours are to be believed I'll be living with a seventh different Prime Minister shortly. If it carries on like this I'm going to stop making the effort to learn their names.