𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝

This is a blatant bribe from a tech billionaire…

Are you wondering what the President is up to tonight?

(This is why we need A.I. laws)

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We’re fixing Iran and Lebanon after the we destroyed them unnecessarily. Not one thing about this war makes sense.

Republicans are so pro-life they’re keeping Mitch alive until midterms.

Sunday night market manipulation. It’s like clockwork.

Time for bed…

More Republicans voted with Democrats today than all the attendees at trumps embarrassing state fair.

Happy Fourth of July!

Looks like they can go ahead and stop the weight loss drug trial. It’s clearly not working.

This disgusting sack of putrid flesh has never shown the appropriate amount of solemnity or respect for the American dead. He is absolutely giddy that our soldiers are dying for him…

Not suspicious at all…

Corrupt billionaires build a ballroom.

Dance away while the countries on the edge of doom.

This can’t be what the founding fathers planned.

We the people are under attack.

We the people are gonna fight back. 🎶🎶🎶

~Knights of Molino

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Literally everyone: Is he dead yet?

Him:

Vacuum your forests, Canada.

And the President of the United States is asleep at a World Cup match.

This doesn’t really need a clever caption…

He’s trying so hard to make communism fetch…

Someone take the fucking superglue from this gaudy corpse…

Flock cameras can hunt down a woman who travelled for an abortion, but not a mother threatening her actual living children.

Kansas City…please be on the lookout for this car.

They don’t even try to hide it.

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"The Reflecting Pool reflects something even worse than the narcissism and incompetence at the core of this administration. It's the corruption. The brazen, blatant corruption. Corruption on a scale never seen before in American history in any administration."

-President Biden

Once upon a time, on the Fourth of July, this absolutely did not happen…

A sleeveless shirt at a dignified transfer is undignified, Karoline.

Everything trump touches dies, including the USMNT’s hopes for a World Cup win.